It's Okay to be Gay
Title: It's Okay to be Gay
Author: Sungmin96
Pairings: Onesided!Kyumin, other than that its a bandfic.
Genre: Humor
disclaimer: dont own!
Rating: PG-13
A/N: I am in no way trying to offend anyone
A/N2: This is for Sungmin's early birthday and dedicated and inspired by my beloved unnie, henlichul
Warning: no beta! Language!
Cho Kyuhyun walked into the SM Entertainment building with hands shaking, face sweating, and an extra firm grip on his Gucci "man-bag".
He walked over to the receptionist's desk and flipped his head to the side to get his bangs away from his eyes. 'The Beibs can suck it!' he thought 'My hair is sooo much flippier!' He put his bag on the table and cocked his hip. Although he was nervous, he didn't want to show it. "May I help you sir?" Asked the receptionist looking up from her computer screen.
"Uuuuum.....yeeeeeaaaaaaah. Where can I find a guy by the name Sungmin?" Kyhyun asked as he took off his diamond-studded D&G glasses. The receptionist pointed to her left. " He's right there." she said. Kyuhyun turned to where the receptionist pointed. What Kyhyun saw got his flaming little mind spinning.
Standing by the entrance was no other than Lee Sungmin. Sungmin was sent by Jungsu to go and greet the newest member of Super Junior and make sure that he got settled in okay. He was his new roomate after all. Kyhyun strutted over to Sungmin. "Hey there sexy!" He all but yelled. Sungmin jumped and looked around. He looked at the strange (but fabulously dressed) person standing in front of him. "Uuuuuum.....hi?" he said with an eyebrow raised.
"I'm Cho Kyuhyun, you must be Sungmin." Kyuhyun said as he hugged Sungmin tightly. Sungmin's eyes got big as soon as he proccessed those words. "You," he pointed at Kyuhyun "are my new roomate?" He asked. Kyuhyun squeeled with joy and waved both his hands. "ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!" He yelled as he grabbed Sungmin's hands and spun in a circle. Unfortunetly, Kyuhyun tripped over his snake-skin boots and they both fell flat on their asses.
Sungmin scrambled to his feet and looked around. Of course everybody in the building was staring, I mean, who wouldn't. Sungmin helped Kyuhyun up and started to pick up the spilled contents of Kyuhyun's purse. "Oh my god, Sungmin!" Kyuhyun said with flailing arms. A still-flusstered Sungmin looked up from the floor and was dreading what Kyuhyun was going to say next. "Look at that hot peice of ass!" Kyuhyun said enthusiastically. Sungmin thought maybe an SNSD member was walking by and twirled around searching for the pretty girl he expected. Instead, he only saw work going on as usual. As soon as he was going to turn around and ask where she was, Kyuhyun spanked him. Sungmin's face went 0_o
Sungmin got bright red and looked at Kyuhyun "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!?!" He yelled. An old lady walking by came and smacked Sungmin on the head. "USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE!" She yelled. Sungmin apologized and bowed but flipped her off as she was walking away. "Feisty...I like it." Kyuhyun said. Sungmin rolled his eyes. "You sure are acting gay today" Sungmin said. Kyuhyun laughed "That's because I am, silly!" Sungmin did a spit take. 'The other members are'nt going to like this.' Sungmin thought.
Sungmin brought Kyuhyun to the dorms and showed him their shared room. Kyuhyun then flipped a bitch. "OMO SUNGMINNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SOOOOOO PINK~~~~~~~~~~!!!" Kyhyun said as he threw his clothes into any random drawer. Sungmin sighed "Yeah Kyuhyun, hey look, let's keep this 'you being gay' thing a secret from all the members. They don't really accept that...they can barely stand me loving pink!" Sungmin said as he took out his phone and started texting. Kyuhyun cocked his head to the side. "What?"
Sungmin sighed again "I mean like....you are just...too much for the members to handle right now." Kyuhyun nodded. Sungmin continued "So this means that we really need to give you a makeover....for both your appearance and your attitude." Kyuhyun jumped with excitment "THIS IS JUST LIKE MAKEOVER DAY ON AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL!!!" He screamed.
Sungmin dug through his closet to find some decent, manly-ish clothes. But when your Lee Sungmin, all you have in your closet is pink. So they needed to go for drastic measures. They raided the closet of the most manly guy in Super Junior, Siwon. Sungmin ran into the closet and brought back a white shirt, black vest, skinny jeans, and plain white shoes. Kyuhyun put them all on and looked in the mirror.
"It's missing something." He said. Sungmin nodded in agreement. "I got it!" He said as he grabbed Kyuhyun and draged him into the bathroom. He got into the drawer where Heechul keeps all his hair products and got some gel. He squirted it into his palm and rubbed it through Kyuhyuns hair, making it wavy. "Perfect!" Sungmin exclaimed.
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Back in their room, Kyuhyun was staring at himself in the mirror. "Are you sure I don't still look gay?" He asked Sungmin. Sungmin gave him a weird look "Well of course you still look gay! We all look gay! We're K-Pop stars for gods sake! We're supposed to look gay, it's our job!" Kyhyun glared "Then why did you do all this to me?!?" He threw his arms down, stomped his foot, and whined. "Because, like I said, you were just too much." Sungmin clapped his hands "Now time for that attitude of yours."
Sungmin and Kyuhyun were sitting on the couch watching "Manly shows". Full of wrestling, naked chicks, and dirt. "Now take notes on how he talks, Kyuhyun." Sungmin pointed out. Kyuhyun nodded and jotted some stuff on his notepad. "Hey Sungmin," Kyuhyun started "Yeah?" Sungmin said trying not to look away from the screen. "What is THAT?" Kyuhyun pointed to the screen. Sungmin chuckled and put his hand on Kyuhyun's shoulder. "That, my dearest Kyu, is a vagina." Kyhyuhyun then ran out of the room screaming for his mommy.
"KYUHYUN! COME OUT OF OUR ROOM NOW!" Sungmin yelled and banged on the door. "NOT UNTIL WOMEN GET MORE ATTRACTIVE ANATOMY!!" Kyuhyun yelled back. Sungmin sighed (A/N: wow he does a lot of that) and thought 'What will get him out of there?' Sungmin smirked "Ohh Kyuhyunnie~~~~" He called in his sweetest voice. "Yeah." said Kyuhyun "I'm going to smash your $300 sunglasses if you don't come out here this instant!" He threatened. Kyuhyun bolted out of their room and into Sungmin's arms. "I'm out now, seee?!?!" Kyuhyun said frantically.
"Walk down the hallway." Sungmin said sternly "What?" was Kyuhyun's reply. "I need to see your walk so I can improve it." Sungmin said. "Ah!" Kyuhyun said as he strutted down the hallway. But that's the thing, "real men" don't strut. "Nononono! You walk like a unicorn that shits cupcakes that just shot up starburst! Here, let me show you how it's done." Sungmin said as he trudged down the hallway. Kyuhyun tried to copy...it looked decent. He was now ready to meet the other members!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sungmin and Kyuhyun sat in the living room waighting for the other members. "Now remember, no squeeling, hugging, jumping, or anything gay." Sungmin said sternly. Kyuhyun nodded. Suddenly, there was a sound of a key in a lock. Kyuhyun slouched to try and look more manly. The door opened and all the other members filed in one at a time. They all looked at Kyuhyun with a blank stare...all except Heechul that is.
"What do you think your doin' here bitch? You think you can just come and be all fabulous and steal my name? I DON"T THINK SO!" Heechul said as he snapped and bobbed his head with attitude. Kyuhyun atomatically cocked his hip and bobbed his head "Who said you were Queen Bitch? STEP ASIDE WHORE! THERE'S A NEW BITCH IN TOWN!" Kyuhyun yelled "See here sweetheart! I AM Queen Bitch of this house! And I'm not about to lose that title to you fat ass!" Heechul spat. Kyuhyun gasped "You best beleive Imma take you down whore! Sungmin hold my earrings!" Kyuhyun ripped his earrings out and handed them to Sungmin. "OH NUH-UH HONEY! HANKYUNG, HOLD MY WEAVE!" Heechul tore off his weave (A/N: let's just say he has one XD) and handed it to Hankyung.
After the catfight, Ryeowook and Eeteuk were cleaning up the blood, fakenails, and tangles of ripped out hair. "Heechul and Kyuhyun are gonna be a real problem." Ryeowook sighed. Eeteuk nodded "I can't handle this many diva's in one house!" He cried. Ryeowook put the cleaning supplies away and sat next to Eeteuk. "Well at least they now live on seperate floors." He said. Eeteuk nodded "Thank god for seperate dorms."
~END~
A/N: Here you go Mrs. Tarra! I hope you like it!!!!!!!!!!! it was written at like 3am so........yeah!
AND HAPPY EARLY BDAY MINNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL OF YOU~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!