The Wild Adventured of Vanessa's Queer Night Out
So once again it is an early Saturday morning and my blood is still tainted with the remnants of alcohal poisening. But I must admit, that poisening was deliberate and oh so fun.
My new roommate Nikki and her co-worker Michelle took me on a lesbian night out. So....lets start at the beginning.
My last roommate Aisha moved out of the apartment. We have no disagreements....she is just extremely anti-social and reserved. Frances and I are the exact opposites from her. And me....well, I am energetic and loud. Sometimes I forget that I am supposed to be playing grown up...and just act like myself.
Aisha...well, my girl just could not hang.
So, we exchanged Aisha for Nikki and struck fucking gold. The woman is fantastic. Outgoing, boisterous, hillarious and affectionate. This makes Nessa very happy.
Nikki introduced me to Torrid. This absolutely fabulous clothing, shoes and accessory store for larger women. It's like lane bryant for women with a little edge. I found some funky sexy outfits that look really really good on me. I can fucking dress my age for once. I can explore with how my physical appearance reflects my mood and personality. How wonderful is this? So I admit, I go to this store and I get trigger happy. Vanessa spent about 230 dollars. And I still didn't buy shoes yet!!! But my new clothes are so amazing...who cares!!!
So, we get back to the apt and rush to get dressed and ready to go out. Naturally, we are late. I meet Nikki's friend Michelle who is soooo fucking gorgeous its beyond reasoning. And we all click. It's fantastic. This club is filled with white butchy women. At first every one is really reserved and clicky. About an hour later...we're all drunk...and every one is overwhelmingly friendly.
So I am talking to who ever walks buy...complimenting the women I find attractive...starting conversation with women who look intriguing. Nikki decides to remind me that I have a girlfriend. Believe me...I know...I can never forget about my amazing girlfriend. I wish to friggin hell that she was at that club with me. It would have been sooooo much fun. Anyways...I meet all kinds of cool, talented and attractive women. Whats weird...I see a lot of butches totally scamming on eachother. This...I am not accustomed to. In LA...its strictly butch and femme. Here...its like...woman...woman. Like Nikki says (in an overwhelmingly crude way) "if you eat pussy, you eat pussy...and thats that".
Disclaimer....I really really really hate the word pussy. It makes my tummy curdle.
But yea...at one point, I go to the restroom. This one woman starts telling me I look adorable. I know I dont match with the jeans and t-shirt vibe of the joint. LOL. Not with my hippie jewelry and my pink and black corset. YEA!!!! So fucking what...I wore a corset!!!! Lol. It was corset blouse sooo...it wasn't like I wore underwhere out. But please believe, vanessa chocolate mounds of breast tissue looked beyond hot in that pink and black corset blouse. But anyways, they butchy girl who told me that I looked adorable kissed me!!!! She kissed me!!!! I told her that was a no-no (in a drunken slur) and informed her about my girlfriend. She wasn't too dissapointed and slipped me her number anyways. My vanity level shot up by ten points (dont worry...I'll be humble again when I wake up after going back to sleep).
So anyways...came back and gave nikki a lap dance. Then there was this woman...old as fuck...obviously in her 40's...who was trying to fuck some one at the table. It was either me or Michelle. I think it was Michelle and then me as a second choice. Oh well, I have no prob being pick number two. Rather be second choice than last choice. But...thats beyond the point. Though she was an attractive lady...she's fucking old. OLD. And nikki and michelle are both a few yrs older than me...and she was still too old for them. Plus...I think the broad was a little...ummm special...if you know what I mean. But yea...I gave her a lapdance too anyways. Just like us big girls need love...middle aged women need love too. LOL.
Then...I met these three women when we were leaving the bar. There was allegra, dorathy and lilly. They were all old too (31-35)....but they were fucking gorgeous. I didn't stutter...but I told all three of them how hot they were every chance I got. Dorathy was asian and kinda butchy...a lil chubby...big smile and witty...down to earth. I just really really really wanted to hump her leg or something (lol, thats the alcohol talking). Nikki kept saying my girlfriends name...I thank her for that. Because I was ready to bring some one home with me...and something I realized for the first time in my life...I probably could have if I wanted too. Lilly gave Michelle and I her phone number. Will I call...nahhh. I mean dude...what would I say to her. Hey, we met at a club and I was hella drunk....ummmm...wanna go to the beach??? Nahhhh... Plus she might missinterpret my interest. I just want a friend...not a fuck buddy or another girlfriend. I got the best one as is. OK...so...I'm bragging about my fantastic girlfriend. After all the fucked up shit I went through in my life...I deserve Lauren. And I will do every thing in my will to show my appreciation for her loving me.
And now...it is time to sleep!!!
My new roommate Nikki and her co-worker Michelle took me on a lesbian night out. So....lets start at the beginning.
My last roommate Aisha moved out of the apartment. We have no disagreements....she is just extremely anti-social and reserved. Frances and I are the exact opposites from her. And me....well, I am energetic and loud. Sometimes I forget that I am supposed to be playing grown up...and just act like myself.
Aisha...well, my girl just could not hang.
So, we exchanged Aisha for Nikki and struck fucking gold. The woman is fantastic. Outgoing, boisterous, hillarious and affectionate. This makes Nessa very happy.
Nikki introduced me to Torrid. This absolutely fabulous clothing, shoes and accessory store for larger women. It's like lane bryant for women with a little edge. I found some funky sexy outfits that look really really good on me. I can fucking dress my age for once. I can explore with how my physical appearance reflects my mood and personality. How wonderful is this? So I admit, I go to this store and I get trigger happy. Vanessa spent about 230 dollars. And I still didn't buy shoes yet!!! But my new clothes are so amazing...who cares!!!
So, we get back to the apt and rush to get dressed and ready to go out. Naturally, we are late. I meet Nikki's friend Michelle who is soooo fucking gorgeous its beyond reasoning. And we all click. It's fantastic. This club is filled with white butchy women. At first every one is really reserved and clicky. About an hour later...we're all drunk...and every one is overwhelmingly friendly.
So I am talking to who ever walks buy...complimenting the women I find attractive...starting conversation with women who look intriguing. Nikki decides to remind me that I have a girlfriend. Believe me...I know...I can never forget about my amazing girlfriend. I wish to friggin hell that she was at that club with me. It would have been sooooo much fun. Anyways...I meet all kinds of cool, talented and attractive women. Whats weird...I see a lot of butches totally scamming on eachother. This...I am not accustomed to. In LA...its strictly butch and femme. Here...its like...woman...woman. Like Nikki says (in an overwhelmingly crude way) "if you eat pussy, you eat pussy...and thats that".
Disclaimer....I really really really hate the word pussy. It makes my tummy curdle.
But yea...at one point, I go to the restroom. This one woman starts telling me I look adorable. I know I dont match with the jeans and t-shirt vibe of the joint. LOL. Not with my hippie jewelry and my pink and black corset. YEA!!!! So fucking what...I wore a corset!!!! Lol. It was corset blouse sooo...it wasn't like I wore underwhere out. But please believe, vanessa chocolate mounds of breast tissue looked beyond hot in that pink and black corset blouse. But anyways, they butchy girl who told me that I looked adorable kissed me!!!! She kissed me!!!! I told her that was a no-no (in a drunken slur) and informed her about my girlfriend. She wasn't too dissapointed and slipped me her number anyways. My vanity level shot up by ten points (dont worry...I'll be humble again when I wake up after going back to sleep).
So anyways...came back and gave nikki a lap dance. Then there was this woman...old as fuck...obviously in her 40's...who was trying to fuck some one at the table. It was either me or Michelle. I think it was Michelle and then me as a second choice. Oh well, I have no prob being pick number two. Rather be second choice than last choice. But...thats beyond the point. Though she was an attractive lady...she's fucking old. OLD. And nikki and michelle are both a few yrs older than me...and she was still too old for them. Plus...I think the broad was a little...ummm special...if you know what I mean. But yea...I gave her a lapdance too anyways. Just like us big girls need love...middle aged women need love too. LOL.
Then...I met these three women when we were leaving the bar. There was allegra, dorathy and lilly. They were all old too (31-35)....but they were fucking gorgeous. I didn't stutter...but I told all three of them how hot they were every chance I got. Dorathy was asian and kinda butchy...a lil chubby...big smile and witty...down to earth. I just really really really wanted to hump her leg or something (lol, thats the alcohol talking). Nikki kept saying my girlfriends name...I thank her for that. Because I was ready to bring some one home with me...and something I realized for the first time in my life...I probably could have if I wanted too. Lilly gave Michelle and I her phone number. Will I call...nahhh. I mean dude...what would I say to her. Hey, we met at a club and I was hella drunk....ummmm...wanna go to the beach??? Nahhhh... Plus she might missinterpret my interest. I just want a friend...not a fuck buddy or another girlfriend. I got the best one as is. OK...so...I'm bragging about my fantastic girlfriend. After all the fucked up shit I went through in my life...I deserve Lauren. And I will do every thing in my will to show my appreciation for her loving me.
And now...it is time to sleep!!!