[video] This icon represents Russia's inner emotions right now
[Russia has managed to put out the fire THANKS A LOT ANASTASIA. Half of his sunflowers are gone, but more than enough land is still covered in them.
And it is amongst these sunflowers that Russia has caught Hungary and Japan's plague. With America.]
[The floral backdrop might suggest something cheerful and loving. Should you assume that, you would be wrong. Neither of them look too happy about the fact that they're GOING AT IT. All of the hostility of the Cold War is now taking the form of scratching, biting, and bruising grips in what is probably the most violent make-out session the world has ever seen.]
You fucking pinko.
Consumer whore.
Communist whale!
[Russia spits out a few Russian swears, mostly containing the words "motherfucker", "bastard", and stuff along those lines. American responds in kind by grabbing Russia by the shoulders and slamming him to the ground. The Motherland clearly doesn't top this time :( ]
I hope you choke and die on your goddamn sunflowers.
Not before I take a pair of pliers to your teeth.
[It's at this point that America bites Russia's lip hard enough to make it bleed. Russia, in turn, grabs the back of America's head and tugs at his hair.]
Dirt bag commie.
Capitalist simpleton.
I'll kill you and make you a democracy.
I'll kill you and use your states as a nuclear testing site.
Not if I drop bombs on you first.
[Post times out with the two of them looking like they're trying to smother each other with their mouths.]
And it is amongst these sunflowers that Russia has caught Hungary and Japan's plague. With America.]
[The floral backdrop might suggest something cheerful and loving. Should you assume that, you would be wrong. Neither of them look too happy about the fact that they're GOING AT IT. All of the hostility of the Cold War is now taking the form of scratching, biting, and bruising grips in what is probably the most violent make-out session the world has ever seen.]
You fucking pinko.
Consumer whore.
Communist whale!
[Russia spits out a few Russian swears, mostly containing the words "motherfucker", "bastard", and stuff along those lines. American responds in kind by grabbing Russia by the shoulders and slamming him to the ground. The Motherland clearly doesn't top this time :( ]
I hope you choke and die on your goddamn sunflowers.
Not before I take a pair of pliers to your teeth.
[It's at this point that America bites Russia's lip hard enough to make it bleed. Russia, in turn, grabs the back of America's head and tugs at his hair.]
Dirt bag commie.
Capitalist simpleton.
I'll kill you and make you a democracy.
I'll kill you and use your states as a nuclear testing site.
Not if I drop bombs on you first.
[Post times out with the two of them looking like they're trying to smother each other with their mouths.]