If you can see the lawn past the sunflowers, you have awesome eyesight

[sunflowersunday]

...They are happy. I can feel it; they truly love me. My people are not merely proud to be Russian, they are living in peace and contentment. I knew it would work in the end. After all the purges, the famines, it has finally worked. I will have to make sure the KGB is active so that things remain this way.

It is a very good feeling to have your

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[fleeingcurses]

[sneeze] The yard looks like it's on fire now.

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[sunflowersunday]

Princess Ana--

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[sunflowersunday]

MY SUNFLOWERS!

[fleeingcurses]

Huh, that's so strange. All that pollen was bothering my nose...I uh, hope somebody puts that out soon.

[sunflowersunday]

What have you done?! [TOTALLY GOING TO PUT OUT THAT FIRE NOW]

[fleeingcurses]

What did I do? What makes you think that was me?! Did you see me out there with gasoline and a lighter? [I HOPE YOU BURN YOUR FACE OFF]

[sunflowersunday]

You wished for the death of those flowers! To think I had remorse after your death... [RUSSIA CAN RUN THROUGH BURNING DOORS AND SETS HIS OWN CITIES AFLAME, HE IS IMMUNE TO FIRE]

[fleeingcurses]

I did not, you take that back! [A GIRL CAN DREAM, CAN'T SHE?]

[sunflowersunday]

And is it by mere coincidence that the source of your allergies is suddenly up in flames? [WHY DO YOU WISH TO SET YOUR COUNTRY ON FIRE, ANYA? IF RUSSIA DIES, DMITRI GOES WITH HIM.]

[fleeingcurses]

Yes! I'm not even out there, and if I magically was a pyromaniac I certainly wouldn't be wasting it on flowers. [YOU CAN BOTH ROT, FOR ALL SHE CARES. SHE'S TICKED AT DMITRI TOO RIGHT NOW.]

[sunflowersunday]

If what Austria says is true, this event is reliant on desires. Your desires killed my flowers. [Yeah. Well. ...France gets invaded by Nazis so if you kill Russia you are still screwed.]

[fleeingcurses]

Mister, if you think that my deep dark desire is to commit plant genocide then you have a few screws loose. Besides, I wouldn't believe anything someone calling themselves a country says. They're not all there upstairs. [Nope. My grandmother is Dutch, we'll just hop over to the Netherlands or go to America like at the end of the movie. Hope they make coffins in your size, Russia.]