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[Russia is illuminated by the glow of flames in the background. Look closely. You will notice that it's his shack. That's right, he's burning down his fucking house (which is better than burning all of Moscow in retrospect). He's smiling faintly, a sure sign that you are all in deep shit. Blood is trickling from his nose, but does that stop him? Fuck no. The only one allow to fuck up Russia is Russia.]
There has been talk of taking my vital regions, but I cannot allow that, can I? I am no longer the country who was so often invaded, allowing his neighbors to beat him, take his land, kill his people. I am control of my borders and beyond now.
[Russia holds up a coil of barbed wire.]
I think it is time for these "mirror countries" to learn some lessons in control. My friends of the real side, I advise you to please stay away from me until things have returned to normal. I will be forced to believe that all those who approach are from the mirror side.
[ooc: Russia will now be attacking everyone he meets and try to force them into the Wonderland version of the kolkhoz. Or shooting them KGB style. Whatever. Commentlogs welcome.]
There has been talk of taking my vital regions, but I cannot allow that, can I? I am no longer the country who was so often invaded, allowing his neighbors to beat him, take his land, kill his people. I am control of my borders and beyond now.
[Russia holds up a coil of barbed wire.]
I think it is time for these "mirror countries" to learn some lessons in control. My friends of the real side, I advise you to please stay away from me until things have returned to normal. I will be forced to believe that all those who approach are from the mirror side.
[ooc: Russia will now be attacking everyone he meets and try to force them into the Wonderland version of the kolkhoz. Or shooting them KGB style. Whatever. Commentlogs welcome.]