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[sunflowersunday]

The chocolate did not reduce me to Muscovy, Alice, though I do feel much lighter now that I have eaten them!  Lighter. Merrier. The cockles of my heart are warmed with something much stronger than vodka, or even the fires that raged through Moscow!

Love. I believe I'm in love.

With everyone.

Come to me, my beloveds. Let us be one as we were meant to

Comments

[tenthdoctor]

Must be valentine's day.

[sunflowersunday]

Of course, of course! That would explain why I'm so overwhelmed with these emotions!

I have not gotten your name yet, my love, but that is no matter. We will all be one. We will all be Russia.

[tenthdoctor]

....... [Another one....] So you've been eating chocolates, have you?

[sunflowersunday]

Mmm, the chocolates have only excited my burning to desire to be one with everyone.

You will make an excellent addition to the Soviet Union.

[tenthdoctor]

Have you got any chocolates left?

[sunflowersunday]

Many.

[tenthdoctor]

Wouldn't want to share a few with the poor new boy here would you?

[sunflowersunday]

You needn't ask. I have control over the chocolates, and I will distribute them equally, permitting private control only where necessary.

[tenthdoctor]

I'll only want the one though, I have to watch my figure.

YES HE'S WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW

[sunflowersunday]

Very well. You have a nice figure. It would be a shame if you lost it.

PFFFT

[tenthdoctor]

[Looks around, unperturbed.]

I have a good metabolism.... it's only weak against chocolate....

[sunflowersunday]

With me, it will be weak against nothing.

[Oh, look, there is a nice little chocolate sitting just in the line of the Doctor's eyesight.

Russia is nowhere in sight. But he's there. HE'S ALWAYS THERE.]

Enjoy, citizen.

[tenthdoctor]

[Slight laugh at the suddenly appearing chocolate. Well would you look at that. Stands there for a moment, hands in pockets, rocking on his feet.]

Magically appearing chocolates, now there's a novelty. [Picks it up before breaking it in half and sniffing at it.]

Woah I would not feed these to my dog if I had one! Who's idea was it to hand these out?!

[sunflowersunday]

Magic is for entertainment and England's ridiculous rituals.

It's delicious. If you don't enjoy the taste, I always have vodka to wash it down with.

[tenthdoctor]

[Isn't letting all the Nation stuff go unnoticed. He's already spoken to Prussia, so it's no surprise there are others around. Pockets the chocolate.]

I'm designated driver, so alcohol at the moment is a no-no, but thank you for your offer Mr....? [Pft like he really has to ask....]

[sunflowersunday]

Russia.