( video; action for Terezi and whoever else he is tormenting )
[ Somewhere, in the darkest corner of reality that even your nightmares are too afraid to go near, Russia waited. Now the void where his heart should be is filled with the purest sort of romance:
Fiery hatred for all things capitalist and/or American born from paranoia and a vague inferiority complex.
Since the physical embodiment of his kismesis is nowhere near, Russia will just have to express his blackrom towards his rival's citizens. Or really anyone who strikes him as American. Or British. Or resisting the glory of the state. ...Basically everyone.
Instead of flowers, though, Russia has a new present. Is the current view that of Kurt's room? Who knows. It could be yours. But while the occupant is soundly sleeping (or not, he's not really picky), a few thumps can be heard under the bed.
It is the sound of Russia placing a shark under there.
As though a marionette on wires, he jerkily crawls out of the darkness and rises to his feet. All Homestuckers can imagine an even more horrifying version of little Cal staring down at the occupant here.
There is silence.
And then.
There is Terezi. ]
SHAAAARK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
[ The pair then proceed to hop out the window, Terezi on her jet pack and Russia without one because fuck it HE JUMPS OUT OF PLANES. This series of events will be repeated as the country traverses the halls in his quest to fill the emptiness where a black feelings for America should be. The other quadrants don't have as many sharks and therefore are not as high on his priority list.
NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE. ]
Fiery hatred for all things capitalist and/or American born from paranoia and a vague inferiority complex.
Since the physical embodiment of his kismesis is nowhere near, Russia will just have to express his blackrom towards his rival's citizens. Or really anyone who strikes him as American. Or British. Or resisting the glory of the state. ...Basically everyone.
Instead of flowers, though, Russia has a new present. Is the current view that of Kurt's room? Who knows. It could be yours. But while the occupant is soundly sleeping (or not, he's not really picky), a few thumps can be heard under the bed.
It is the sound of Russia placing a shark under there.
As though a marionette on wires, he jerkily crawls out of the darkness and rises to his feet. All Homestuckers can imagine an even more horrifying version of little Cal staring down at the occupant here.
There is silence.
And then.
There is Terezi. ]
SHAAAARK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
[ The pair then proceed to hop out the window, Terezi on her jet pack and Russia without one because fuck it HE JUMPS OUT OF PLANES. This series of events will be repeated as the country traverses the halls in his quest to fill the emptiness where a black feelings for America should be. The other quadrants don't have as many sharks and therefore are not as high on his priority list.
NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE. ]
