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[sunflowersunday]

This world has a strange affinity for making me a woman. I may be the "motherland", but I don't have gender confusion. How strange...

Latvia, I'd like to go downstairs now. I would like a little assistance right now.

Comments

[idkmybfftony]

You should listen to the mansion.

Maybe if you were a woman, you'd be less annoying.

[sunflowersunday]

I wish I could say the same, but I'm sure the only way you would be less obnoxious is if you were comatose. I can help you with that!

[idkmybfftony]

Um, no thanks. Seriously, heroes are too awesome to be sleeping for too long! And anyway, that won't work, as I totally have to be around to make sure your commie germs are as contained as possible!

[sunflowersunday]

Yes, I'm sure you do. You've done such a wonderful job with Vietnam and North Korea, after all.

[idkmybfftony]

Korea's brother is no longer a threat.

[lol ignoring the Vietnam thing on purpose]

[sunflowersunday]

Is that so?

[And Russia is just going to take that as IN THE FUTURE, AMERICA BOMBS THE SHIT OUT OF NORTH KOREA AND MAKES IT CAPITALIST hello there new wave of paranoia.]

[idkmybfftony]

Uh huh! So I'm counting it as a win!

[IN THE FUTURE AMERICA BOMBS EVERYONE, and stands over the smoldering remains of cities to build McDonalds over everyone's grave sites. Of course he won't talk about his reporters that were abducted and the bombs that North Korea was making that even Russia was pissed over. Shhh.]

[sunflowersunday]

It is funny that you think of destroying smaller armies and dividing countries as "winning."

[When Russia does it, it's in the name of ~family~]

[idkmybfftony]

Well.. of course it's winning! It's either to stop wars or to make nations see that their way is the wrong way of doing things!

[sunflowersunday]

And in your view, anyone who opposes you is automatically in the villain's role. Isn't that right? War and cultural assimilation is a game for you to win and nothing more.

[idkmybfftony]

Well, not necessarily the villain. Just wrong! But its okay, as ideals are easily corrected! Some just take longer than others!

And it's not all a game! War is serious business! Y'know, sometimes people die and stuff, and that's never cool! But if they're like... terrorists or something then it's okay, they were probably just going to end up being jailed for trying to hurt my people anyway!

But anyway, it's not a game!

...Though it if was I'd never lose because I'm the hero.

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[sunflowersunday]

[WHAT. EVEN. ARE YOU.

THIS IS WHY RUSSIA HATES YOU.

MOSTLY BECAUSE HE COULD BE CONSIDERED TO BE ONE OF THOSE "TERRORISTS" YOU KEEP BABBLING ABOUT.]

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[sunflowersunday]

[AND NO ONE OUTCRAZIES OPHELIA RUSSIA!]

I can agree with you on the former statement. Ideals are easily corrected; though if it is taking you so long to achieve this, you are not using efficient methods. [Sleep deprivation torture: endorsed by the Soviet Union .D.b]

And you are saying that heroes never lose? What of those who lose their lives?

[idkmybfftony]

[Mmm, torture! Of course, now I have images of Russia keeping America awake now forever what is that.]

..huh. My methods are fine! They worked on you for a while! [Not. Going. There.]

Well, in my case, that isn't an issue!

[sunflowersunday]

[Oh, he would too. Awake for days and days on end with nothing but Russia.]

So you seem to think. [Yeah now he's just going to be watching every move you make forever.]

What a wonderful delusion you must live in.