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[sunflowersunday]

[Still in the wheelchair but now with BOOBS. Huge ones. Envy me, Prussia. Also maybe a little pudgy but look how cute Russia is YOU CAN'T RESIST.]

Now it is finally appropriate for me to be called "Motherland". I believe this calls for a celebratory drink!

Comments

[militaristics]

What the hell happened to you?

[ Fatass. ]

[sunflowersunday]

What appears to have not happened to you.

[yeah idk s/he's insulting boobs left and right today.]

[militaristics]

What?! I didn't blow up like a damn whale, yeah! That's for sure!

[militaristics]

Also, you mentioned a 'celebratory drink.'

Give me all your alcohol.

[sunflowersunday]

[giggle oh god it really isn't better in a girl's voice] Jealousy does not look good on you, East.

I will share a bottle of vodka with you.

[militaristics]

I'm in the North, idiot.

And damn sharing! You'll drink it all!