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[sunflowersunday]

[Still in the wheelchair but now with BOOBS. Huge ones. Envy me, Prussia. Also maybe a little pudgy but look how cute Russia is YOU CAN'T RESIST.]

Now it is finally appropriate for me to be called "Motherland". I believe this calls for a celebratory drink!

Comments

[idkmybfftony]

[America just. Kind of stares. Because what]

I always knew you were fatter than me!

[sunflowersunday]

I am not fat, I merely have... feminine curves that are hidden under my baggy clothes.

Unless, of course, you are speaking of fat in a certain area. Then you would be correct.

[IS SHE MAKING FUN OF YOUR TITS? YES. YES SHE IS.]

[idkmybfftony]

[HOW DARE YOOOOU]

Hah! No way! You must be blind or something because my boobs are way bigger!

[sunflowersunday]

Нет.

[idkmybfftony]

I don't speak commie! So what you said is irrelevant!

[sunflowersunday]

My expansive tracks of land, however, are not irrelevant.

[idkmybfftony]

....

Mine are bigger!

[sunflowersunday]

Is that so? I believe you have what your culture refers to as... "mosquito bites", da?

[idkmybfftony]

[JDSKDHKJFD OH BITCH IT IS ON]

Are you blind?! There is no way these are 'mosquito bites'!

[And she gropes herself on camera to prove it to Russia, too. Look! Handfuls!]

These are Ds, at least!

[sunflowersunday]

So immodest. It suits you, though, given your history of... promiscuous activity before you were even fully developed.

[And now you're a whore. Oh yeah, and she's also jutting out her chest at the camera. Realistically, they're probably about the same cup size as America's. In her mind, they are bigger.]

[idkmybfftony]

I am not promiscuous! I don't even know what that means!

[Shut up I am not a whore. I am just very proud of my body. And your boobs are obviously not capitalist boobs so yeah]

[sunflowersunday]

It means you are very liberal as to who sees your tracts of land. Not surprising.

[they are commie boobs and therefore superior]

[idkmybfftony]

It's not like I'm naked though!

[false]

[sunflowersunday]

It is a shame to think all the women in your culture dress like that. You must be a commodity at the точка.