BIGGEST NEWS OF MY LIFE....EVER!
OH MY GODDDD!!!! I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I WAS ADOPTED!!!?!?!?!?!
what the fuck!?!?!
so my first clue was when i was in JR High, my older brother came up to me and he's all like, "shit dude, that song "three prince's" by the Spin Doctors is a PRETTY AMAZING SONG!!!" at which point i never trusted his judgement on ANYTHING ever again.....ever!
then today i heard that he broke his elbow....HE BROKE IS ELBOW WHILE ROLLERBLADING!!!! rollerblading. seriously. who the HELL rides those fucking things....besides people named Gabriel in NYC. who are totally gay.
gross.
there is NO WAY i could come from the same semen and ovaries that made THAT! so yeah, im gonna set out to find my REAL family now.
what the fuck!?!?!
so my first clue was when i was in JR High, my older brother came up to me and he's all like, "shit dude, that song "three prince's" by the Spin Doctors is a PRETTY AMAZING SONG!!!" at which point i never trusted his judgement on ANYTHING ever again.....ever!
then today i heard that he broke his elbow....HE BROKE IS ELBOW WHILE ROLLERBLADING!!!! rollerblading. seriously. who the HELL rides those fucking things....besides people named Gabriel in NYC. who are totally gay.
gross.
there is NO WAY i could come from the same semen and ovaries that made THAT! so yeah, im gonna set out to find my REAL family now.