sittin' there like a bump on a log
A few of my co-workers like to get a little loud and crazy once in a while (well, more like every day). Two in particular that sit right behind me are a big source of entertainment for the rest of us. They always get into discussions about the strangest things. and one of them is a total backwoods country boy. He comes up with the funniest sayings sometimes. Here's a conversation I overheard tonight...
(imagine S talking with a very strong southern accent)
S: Dag dabbit!
J: *sigh* What's wrong now? [S is always complaining about something]
S: My screen was stuck like a knot on a log!
J: Huh?
S: You know, a knot on a log!
J: I've never heard that before.
me: I've heard that before. Not for a long while though. But think about it, it's true.
S: Yeah, stuck like a knot on a log. You don't see the knot movin' nowhere.
J: That's true I guess... Though it would probably move if you were drunk...
me: haha, I bet it would!
J: Come to think of it, I've seen a lot of inanimate objects move after I start drinkin... hah!
me: *dies laughing*
my co-workers crack me up sometimes :)
(imagine S talking with a very strong southern accent)
S: Dag dabbit!
J: *sigh* What's wrong now? [S is always complaining about something]
S: My screen was stuck like a knot on a log!
J: Huh?
S: You know, a knot on a log!
J: I've never heard that before.
me: I've heard that before. Not for a long while though. But think about it, it's true.
S: Yeah, stuck like a knot on a log. You don't see the knot movin' nowhere.
J: That's true I guess... Though it would probably move if you were drunk...
me: haha, I bet it would!
J: Come to think of it, I've seen a lot of inanimate objects move after I start drinkin... hah!
me: *dies laughing*
my co-workers crack me up sometimes :)