monday quick hits
today at work a 63 year old woman stood next to me and farted at a noticable volume. i'm not sure whether it was a result of all the perfume she had doused herself with, but after she walked away, it smelled of roses.
a few weeks ago, i was duped into going clubbing in canada. after doing nothing less than making a complete ass of myself for a few hours, i came to accept that it was actually slightly more entertaining than sitting at home. i now publicly confess that i really did want to go back last weekend, but i'm glad that i didn't.
i read somewhere that syracuse is being "terrorized" by thousands of tent caterpillars. how can someone not love a place that can be terrorized by caterpillars? really.
a few weeks ago, i was duped into going clubbing in canada. after doing nothing less than making a complete ass of myself for a few hours, i came to accept that it was actually slightly more entertaining than sitting at home. i now publicly confess that i really did want to go back last weekend, but i'm glad that i didn't.
i read somewhere that syracuse is being "terrorized" by thousands of tent caterpillars. how can someone not love a place that can be terrorized by caterpillars? really.