Oh Seattle... How I love thee...
Lottery Board: Eeexcellent!
Customer: These ice cream cones and $100 in lotto tickets.
Store clerk: Ok, $106.39
Customer: What? These ice creams cost $6! What a waste of money! No, I dont want them. What a waste. Seriously! No, no just the lotto tickets.
Eastlake Mart,
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: kallisti
The Klan Has Fallen On Hard Times
Ghetto girl on cell: Whitey snuck into my apartment and set my alarm clock off by 12 hours! I ain't never snuck into no white person's house and put poison in they're food! But Whitey's oppressin' me. Whitey snuck into my apartment while I was in the shower and stole my underwear! While I was in the shower!
545 Bus,
Outside of Seattle, Washington
Our Children Need Statistics Classes, Now More than Ever
Guy employee: So I read in the news today that drinking from Nalgene bottles while you're pregnant may cause a miscarriage.
Girl employee: Oh my gosh! My best friend just had a miscarriage and she drinks from a Nalgene bottle all the time!
Guy employee: See?
Tully's Coffee, Union Station
Seattle, Washington
Overheard in the Office