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Sep 01, 2006 00:28

1. pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
3. post the quotes in your journal.
4. have those on your friends list (or anyone who happens to stumble across it) to guess what the movie is.
5. strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified.



1. "It's normal for things to be shitty."

2. "Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!"

3. "I don't mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let's just say things would have turned out differently."

4. "I love black people!"

5. "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

6. "You've got me all revved up. Now I've asked you forty different ways and it's time you come up with a fresh answer."

7. "Okay, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here..."
"That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes."

8. "They call me Mr. Pig!"

9. "When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong."

10. "It just got too hard."
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great."

11. "I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy."
"Five schillings for the possessed toy. Take it away."

12. "I put a spell on you, and now you're mine. You can't stop the things I do, I ain't lyin'"

13. "You know what that means, Tim? Well, I do. It means, Get the fuck out of my house before I chop your fucking head off."

14. "Go back to China bitch."

15. "The pen is blue, the pen is blue, the goddamn pen is blue!"
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