Try reading the load messages they're hilarious especially if you've played the first one before :D
1. up his sleevies
2. paint
3. earth
4. american (I got this right on first guess!!!)
5. just follow what the screen says. Arse/carrot/udder
6. 8
7. press the right key on your keyboard
8. 10 letters in
9. click on the bubble floating up by the right (skip) and then click on the round blob until it turns into a tadpole
10. drag the words "a penguin" up and then click the arrow
11. DRAG the key to the keyhole, DONT 'DROP' IT and DONT TOUCH BLUE!!!
12. fine
13. lederhosen
14. drag the coloured dots and try to fit them into the white squares to form a sentence. click on the question number twice
15. a backwards dog
16. chris
17. wait for the balloons to fly up and touch the brown one. only
18. fly sandwiches
19. fusestopper
20. click on the switch, and pop her 10 zits before the timer runs out
21. 30
22. pink clouds
23. drag the circle around the question number and put it in between the other 2 circles
24. space
25. when it's a jar (ajar. geddit geddit?)
26. you run. you run so far away
27. press the number 1 on your keyboard
28. this is sparta!
29. on the extreme right (past the stream of water) there is a gem, click on it
30. click on the 0 in the question number
31. drive down the M4
32. click on the finger
33. click on the question number
34. click on the round thing that says DEATH. DO NOT CLICK ON THE WORD 'THIS'!!!
35. Aim for the face (!?!?)
36. tequila
37. move your mouse off the game screen until an elephant drops
38. hit any keys of your keyboard until the meter is full within the time limit
39. same as 11 but don't forget the time limit!!! The song is stupid
40. toucan
41. WAIT until the a dot in the upper righthand corner becomes smaller then click on that
42. drag the hand on the left onto the face of the guy on the right
43. (questions from the impossible quiz at random)
44. what you say!!
45. EIEIO (Click the last 'E' and the 'I' in 'I SEE' and the 'O' in 'O RLY?')
46. Around Orion’s waist.
47. Universal Serial Bus
48. USB Ports
49. Do what frank says. MAKE SURE THE WORDS "FRANK SAYS" IS ON TOP BEFORE YOU DO WHAT IS IN THE SPEECH BUBBLE
50.1. Click the bone to make Badly Drawn Dog chew until it drops
50.2. stroke Badly Drawn Dog until meter full
51. camel- in came last
52. rub the lamp
53. Click where the G arrow is pointing
54. DRAG THE RAT TAIL RIGHT AT THE VERY BOTTOM RIGHTHAND CORNER OF THE GAME SCREEN ONTO THE BUTTON!!!
55. Pokémon
56. micropenis
57. four
58. hit space bar
59. DRAG THE 'R' IN VARNISH DOWN!!!
60. Rapidly drag the tag/cat down…and down…and down
61. to get to the other side
62. Edam
63. click the Q at the bottom toward the right
65. goat's blood
66. pull out all the leaves besides the 3 around his neck
SKIPS:
Q9, Q29 (hover on the area below R and C in SEARCH, wait for it to explode)
FUSESTOPPERS:
Q20 (click on the zit in her ear), Q41(Hidden in the bottom-right corner), Q66 (click on the flower)