This is going to sound vain...
Seriously, can people stop insisting to have sex with me inside my household? There are 2 problems with this:
1.)There is ALWAYS someone other than myself in my house, not an ideal enviroment for sex.
2.)I have trouble maintaining an erection in the same city as my mother, let alone the same household...which probably explains all the sex I have in bathrooms.
So, please stop asking, or I'm going to rip out yours' or my own eyes, Oedipus-style, and Greek tragedies suck, mostly everything Greek does, excluding their guys and gyros.
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1.)There is ALWAYS someone other than myself in my house, not an ideal enviroment for sex.
2.)I have trouble maintaining an erection in the same city as my mother, let alone the same household...which probably explains all the sex I have in bathrooms.
So, please stop asking, or I'm going to rip out yours' or my own eyes, Oedipus-style, and Greek tragedies suck, mostly everything Greek does, excluding their guys and gyros.
<3