Alright, if it were the race, I'd be perfectly contented with it BUT IT'S NOT, IT'S JUST THE STUPID QUALIFYING, ER, THINGIES (LAPS?) WOE INTERFERING WITH MAH MERLIN ;(
QUALLY (JUST QUALIFYING, OR QUALIFYING SESSIONS IF YOU LIKE) CAN BE V. DRAMATIC, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW. THAT IS WHEN YOUR COUNTRYMAN GOT HIS SKULL BASHED IN BY A SCREW, YOU KNOW.
AND OKAY, MERLIN MAY HAVE GIANT NAKED MOLE RATS, WHICH F1 DOES NOT, BUT I STILL DON'T THINK THAT MAKES IT BETTER.
MY BRAIN IS STILL RUBBISH FROM HAVING TO GET UP BEFORE 6AM FOR THE JAPANESE GRAND PRIX, OKAY. I CAN'T HANDLE TIME ZONES.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, BITCH
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(Also, I keep going, "WTF is everyone talking about, Abu Dhabi's the twilight race, not São Paulo." TIME ZONES, HERP DERP.)
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HEE!
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AND OKAY, MERLIN MAY HAVE GIANT NAKED MOLE RATS, WHICH F1 DOES NOT, BUT I STILL DON'T THINK THAT MAKES IT BETTER.
MY BRAIN IS STILL RUBBISH FROM HAVING TO GET UP BEFORE 6AM FOR THE JAPANESE GRAND PRIX, OKAY. I CAN'T HANDLE TIME ZONES.
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NOR CAN I! PLUS NEXT SUNDAY IT'S DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ALREADY AND IT'S EVEN MORE CONFUSING HURR DURR.
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