I'm your boy!
I still got to watch the RH finale last night. I'm hardcore, what can I say? Also, mad. More of the latter.
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Sadcakes of doom, people, sadcakes of doom. They've murdered my 'ship and pissed drunk all over the OT3 of my preference. WHAT WERE THE WRITERS THINKING.
MARIAN YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID BINT. Saying all those nasty things to Guy when he's just unsheathed a sword and is brandishing it violently? And you don't just stand there, in front of a king who HASN'T DIED despite having an arrow stuck on his back, and then dies of said sword-in-the-gut. SRSLY. With whom Guy will have UST now, eh? And what about Allan now? Is he definitely back on the gang? That easy? How come he never get a proper closure with Gisbourne?! Their relationship was building up all series and then suddenly there's nothing anymore? Same thing with Marian. Whatever happened with wanting to die at her side? Or the flirting? Or the smiling and kissing at the end of the last episode? Or the "I'll reward you" business? I know she shredded his heart to smithrens whilst smirking and laughing at his face, but couldn't he see she was being a right fool to prefer Robin over him? Perhaps she took a severe blow to the head during the trip that they happened to conceal from us. Y'know, the roads are bumpy after all.
The Guy dream sequence was far too LOLstatic wqlkjwkejkw. He dreams of backrubbing by the Sheriff, Allan AND Marian bwahahahah. Oh dear.
AND THEY KILLED OFF CARTER TOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOES ;___; He'd be such a lovely addition to the gang now that Marian's out. And a substitute in Robin's heart, qwlkewkq. But no, of course we get a swift death scene, of the kind that you blink you lose, and then NOBODY EVER MENTIONS HIM AGAIN. Not even at the burial scenes. WTF.
What will I look forward to now, without some saucy Guy/Marian interaction? I'M SHOCKED AND APPALLED AT THIS TURN-OUT.
I don't bloody well know what will happen in series 3 now. Will Robin be emoing the entire next series? Will Guy be emoing the entire next series? Will Guy drown himself in that Locksley pond? Will Guy be killed off at the start? Will Guy be killed at the end? Will Will and Djaq return from the Holy Land? Will Will be leaving his hippie clothes behind? Most importantly, will Richard Armitage step in as the eleventh Doctor? LMAO.
MOAR SADCAKES.
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Sadcakes of doom, people, sadcakes of doom. They've murdered my 'ship and pissed drunk all over the OT3 of my preference. WHAT WERE THE WRITERS THINKING.
MARIAN YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID BINT. Saying all those nasty things to Guy when he's just unsheathed a sword and is brandishing it violently? And you don't just stand there, in front of a king who HASN'T DIED despite having an arrow stuck on his back, and then dies of said sword-in-the-gut. SRSLY. With whom Guy will have UST now, eh? And what about Allan now? Is he definitely back on the gang? That easy? How come he never get a proper closure with Gisbourne?! Their relationship was building up all series and then suddenly there's nothing anymore? Same thing with Marian. Whatever happened with wanting to die at her side? Or the flirting? Or the smiling and kissing at the end of the last episode? Or the "I'll reward you" business? I know she shredded his heart to smithrens whilst smirking and laughing at his face, but couldn't he see she was being a right fool to prefer Robin over him? Perhaps she took a severe blow to the head during the trip that they happened to conceal from us. Y'know, the roads are bumpy after all.
The Guy dream sequence was far too LOLstatic wqlkjwkejkw. He dreams of backrubbing by the Sheriff, Allan AND Marian bwahahahah. Oh dear.
AND THEY KILLED OFF CARTER TOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOES ;___; He'd be such a lovely addition to the gang now that Marian's out. And a substitute in Robin's heart, qwlkewkq. But no, of course we get a swift death scene, of the kind that you blink you lose, and then NOBODY EVER MENTIONS HIM AGAIN. Not even at the burial scenes. WTF.
What will I look forward to now, without some saucy Guy/Marian interaction? I'M SHOCKED AND APPALLED AT THIS TURN-OUT.
I don't bloody well know what will happen in series 3 now. Will Robin be emoing the entire next series? Will Guy be emoing the entire next series? Will Guy drown himself in that Locksley pond? Will Guy be killed off at the start? Will Guy be killed at the end? Will Will and Djaq return from the Holy Land? Will Will be leaving his hippie clothes behind? Most importantly, will Richard Armitage step in as the eleventh Doctor? LMAO.
MOAR SADCAKES.