[IsshixNao] "Sexed-up = Messed-up", one-shot

Jun 16, 2010 01:41

SEXED-UP = MESSED-UP

PAIRING: IsshixNao (Kagrra,)
GENRE: humor
RATING: PG13, guess.
WARNINGS: Language, implications of sex

A/N: Totally silly. Kind of perverted Nao. Some nudity. Nothing serious. Hopefully you'll... bear with this :') Enjoy.

SUMMARY: Nao decides to give Isshi a lap dance. Isshi does not want.

There had been the time when Nao had wanted to have sex in the elevator. Nothing good had come out of them trying bondage, either. And then there was the incident involving cooking oil and- No. That one was something Isshi didn't want to think about at all. )

isshixnao, pg13, one-shot, humor, blindcottonlove, kagrra

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azndragonkeeper June 15 2010, 23:32:32 UTC
I burst out laughing while reading this, and my sister gave me a weird look. XD;;
Anyways...I couldn't stop laughing at the part where the chair they were sitting broke down, especially at the "Oops" part. Oi, this made my day, ha ha ha...X3

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blindcottonlove June 16 2010, 12:07:42 UTC
Aws, the icon! Those old pics always make me smile :D (There should be more Ayabie/Alice Nine crossover fics!)

I'm glad that me giving the guys a few bruises amused you enough to pique your sister's... interest 8) Thanks for commenting, getting such an awesome, spirit-lifting comment is definitely encouraging♥

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shyone05 June 16 2010, 00:50:38 UTC
Ahahaha! *wipes tears* Oh, I needed that. Nao, honey, when are you gonna learn? Poor Isshi, now let Nao kiss it and make it better. ^_~

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blindcottonlove June 16 2010, 12:04:49 UTC
I'm sure there was a lot of kissing after they got Isshi patched up (again) 8D

Thanks for reading and commenting! It's nice to hear the story gave you a good laugh or two :D Humor is very difficult for me to write, so I'm glad the story turned out well~

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piyokolove June 16 2010, 04:52:46 UTC
So I've never read anything involving Kagrra, but I figured, eh why not.

I'm sooo glad I read this! It was the funniest thing I've read in a while. Especially Nao staring at the end. Poor Isshi though. Guy can't catch a break xD

Thanks for writing this~!

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blindcottonlove June 16 2010, 12:00:50 UTC
What, never? :o Oooh, sister, it's time you join the fandom!^o^ (Though, these days, there isn't much Kagrra, fiction out there, and even less IsshixNao D:)

And yeah, I always give Isshi pretty hard time, lol. I shouldn't torture the poor guy that much, he deserves better :')

But but but, it's fantastic to get feedback from a fellow writer, esp someone with your skills :D I'm happy you enjoyed this♥

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blindcottonlove June 16 2010, 11:58:10 UTC
Nao tends to make a mess wherever he happens to be :') Some people are like that♥

But, thank you! :D It's definitely great to hear this weird little piece amused you that much^o^ I like this story, so it's fun it has readers *dance* And feel free to jump aboard :) Thanks, again, for such a nice comment<3

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vkeiri June 17 2010, 06:29:52 UTC
LOL I love your sense of humor.

I'm also morbidly curious to know if you had a specific Kat-tun song in mind... XD

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blindcottonlove June 17 2010, 14:37:47 UTC
XD Well thank you! Finally someone appreciates my... unique sense of humor, lol. I'm glad you had fun with the story :D

And as for the song... I was kind of imagining Lovejuice or 1582 in the background 8) 1582 would fit Isshi's taste, at least lyrics-wise, hehe. Um... Yeah. I like Jin and Kame♥

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silent_living June 17 2010, 15:58:01 UTC
Oh, God, 1582. This would be perfect for such a scene.

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blindcottonlove June 17 2010, 16:31:53 UTC
I know, the sweaty chorus and oh boys. The scene =a visual orgasm, much?

...Now I just have to listen to it 8)

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