Okay, I SWEAR all I was trying to do was Google up the actual words to the 2009 GAP Holiday commercial... I saw it 17 times last night during Supernatural and uncertainty regarding the line about trees was driving me crazy.
But thanks to the internet gods, I stumbled on this gem:
Cavalcade of Bad Nativities.
I think it's old, but I never saw it before. If you haven't, it is totally worth it. I have to go shopping right now and find a Nativity with fiber optic holiness indicators or Christmas will be ruined. Ruined, I say!