Zeal Excess
I'm back. Anyone miss me? Of course not, so let's get working!
I finally started reading The Virgin Suicides (spending my time with that instead of that John Irving shit), and it gives me an even greater reason to take that name. Everyone should read that book. Now.
I went to the post office today, to return a Garbage shirt that I didn't want (BECAUSE MY MOM ALWAYS ORDERS THE WRONG THINGS AND THEN I HAVE TO FIX IT X[ ...just kidding). Anyone ever seen that Wildboyz show on MTV? You know that Manny Puig dude, the one who works with animals? I could've sworn I saw him at the post office. He looked like him, talked like him, wore a necklace with alligator teeth. Only he was a bit chubby, and Manny always looks skinny on the show. But hell, if that wasn't the real Manny Puig (which I doubt), he'd make a damned good impersonator.
When I left the post office, I went to Publix and something caught my attention. You know, I never pay attention to the price of Ramen Noodles; I just buy them. So, as I got some Ramen Noodles at Publix, I noticed that they cost 14 cents each. 14 FUCKING CENTS!!! Well, smack my ass and call me Susie, you can feed an entire family, pets and grandparents included, for less than, what, a dollar fifty? Damn.
...I bought five packs, by the way.
After purchasing my tasty Ramen Noodles (beef- and chicken-flavored) and a bottle of Sierra Mist, I took a peak at the latest issue of RollingStone. I read an article they had on the Warped Tour, and I soon said to myself, "Fuck, man, I wanna be on the Warped Tour." I mean, those guys have niceass tour buses, barbecues, and even yoga sessions. YOGA SESSIONS!!! Now that's something that sure as hell surprised me. And to top it all off, they have Bible readings, strange as it sounds--at least to those unfamiliar with religious punks, strange as it sounds--at least to tho--aw, screw it. So yes, I so wanna start making really crappy loud music so I can get all those cool commodities they get on the Warped Tour.
I've also started visiting I-Mockery again. Such great times. I must say I was surprised by the fact that Roger has moved to California...and that he drove all across the country to get there. Then again, who wouldn't wanna do that? I sure as hell would--move to California, that is.
And I hate how DeviantART v5 looks.
If you haven't befriended the Virgin Suicides on MySpace yet, go do so.
Either way, I leave you all now, kiddies. But here's something nice to end this post:
I finally started reading The Virgin Suicides (spending my time with that instead of that John Irving shit), and it gives me an even greater reason to take that name. Everyone should read that book. Now.
I went to the post office today, to return a Garbage shirt that I didn't want (BECAUSE MY MOM ALWAYS ORDERS THE WRONG THINGS AND THEN I HAVE TO FIX IT X[ ...just kidding). Anyone ever seen that Wildboyz show on MTV? You know that Manny Puig dude, the one who works with animals? I could've sworn I saw him at the post office. He looked like him, talked like him, wore a necklace with alligator teeth. Only he was a bit chubby, and Manny always looks skinny on the show. But hell, if that wasn't the real Manny Puig (which I doubt), he'd make a damned good impersonator.
When I left the post office, I went to Publix and something caught my attention. You know, I never pay attention to the price of Ramen Noodles; I just buy them. So, as I got some Ramen Noodles at Publix, I noticed that they cost 14 cents each. 14 FUCKING CENTS!!! Well, smack my ass and call me Susie, you can feed an entire family, pets and grandparents included, for less than, what, a dollar fifty? Damn.
...I bought five packs, by the way.
After purchasing my tasty Ramen Noodles (beef- and chicken-flavored) and a bottle of Sierra Mist, I took a peak at the latest issue of RollingStone. I read an article they had on the Warped Tour, and I soon said to myself, "Fuck, man, I wanna be on the Warped Tour." I mean, those guys have niceass tour buses, barbecues, and even yoga sessions. YOGA SESSIONS!!! Now that's something that sure as hell surprised me. And to top it all off, they have Bible readings, strange as it sounds--at least to those unfamiliar with religious punks, strange as it sounds--at least to tho--aw, screw it. So yes, I so wanna start making really crappy loud music so I can get all those cool commodities they get on the Warped Tour.
I've also started visiting I-Mockery again. Such great times. I must say I was surprised by the fact that Roger has moved to California...and that he drove all across the country to get there. Then again, who wouldn't wanna do that? I sure as hell would--move to California, that is.
And I hate how DeviantART v5 looks.
If you haven't befriended the Virgin Suicides on MySpace yet, go do so.
Either way, I leave you all now, kiddies. But here's something nice to end this post: