List of Unforgivable Sins
1. Spelling the word, "College" wrong. You are going places.
2. Being grossly fat (meaning fatter than myself.)
3. Mentioning the hilarity of penguins...ever. (This one is punishable by death.)
4. Claiming to be a ninja. (Asians are exempt, pending appeal)
5. Enjoying the music of ICP any time after the year 1999. (I already hate you more than your future children ever will)
6. Claiming to hate Bon Jovi's "Dead or Alive." (I bet you're whispering the lyrics right now)
7. Referring to, or even thinking about referring to Chuck Norris, Dane Cook, Dave Chappelle, and/or anyone from a redneck comedy tour. Oh, and fuck Carlos Mencia.
If I find out someone has committed one of these Unforgivable Sins,
I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK SO HARD THAT YOU WILL CUM FEAR
2. Being grossly fat (meaning fatter than myself.)
3. Mentioning the hilarity of penguins...ever. (This one is punishable by death.)
4. Claiming to be a ninja. (Asians are exempt, pending appeal)
5. Enjoying the music of ICP any time after the year 1999. (I already hate you more than your future children ever will)
6. Claiming to hate Bon Jovi's "Dead or Alive." (I bet you're whispering the lyrics right now)
7. Referring to, or even thinking about referring to Chuck Norris, Dane Cook, Dave Chappelle, and/or anyone from a redneck comedy tour. Oh, and fuck Carlos Mencia.
If I find out someone has committed one of these Unforgivable Sins,
I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK SO HARD THAT YOU WILL CUM FEAR