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✓ I miss somebody right now. (Lots and lots of people actually.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (But I watch a lot of movies!)
✓ I own lots of books. (And not all of them are from school.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Cuz I look bitchin' in glasses.)
× I love to play video games. (Only Tony Hawk Pro-Skater)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Yep, it's true.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Who hasn't?)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (But it's cute when I curse.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Very much so.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (My brother does this, and I really don't understand why.)
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Yes, I have actually. I broke my brother Richard's arm once when I was in third grade and he was in first. That was interesting.)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (No way, I believe rain is quite enjoyable...in moderation.)
× I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Sure, why not.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (I love money. I don't really need it, but I certainly want some now.)
✓ I love sushi. (Mmm, nothin' like raw fish.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Whenever I get excited that is.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Yeah right.)
× I have long hair. (No, but it's long-ish for me.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Actually I have three.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Fake hair...I mean, who doesn't love an awesome wig every once in a while?)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (True.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I think I look amusing, and that's all that matters to me.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate. (In the same bed. Not like slept as in "had sexual intercourse with a roommate.")
✓ I have a hidden talent. (Wouldn't you like to know...)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (I can't help it, people love me.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (It's like, my life.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Nope, I live in Dickies.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (It's something not that many peopole know about actually.)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Check 'em every day.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (No way, my mom's awesome.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Want the number?)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Yes, and twice last week.)
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Nope, that's one thing I definitely do know.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (But by have, I don't mean birth. I want to adopt.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Stinky kids. Gotta love 'em.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I will forever be a life-long learner, who am I kidding.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Technically the only time in recent memory of this was actually for Facebook, but whatever.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (A little country every now and then keeps me in touch with my redneck roots.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Mmm, I love walking barefoot.)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (It was a small bridge though.)
✓ I love sea turtles. (OOOh, I just got back from Hawaii and I was snorkeling with a buncha sea turtles. They are soooo cute! Oh my gosh, and I petted one of them. Awe...)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs. (Even though I currently hold one.)
✓ I went to college out of state. (In the process rather.)
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (Nope, but I've gagged from it.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (It's all good though, cuz shit happens.)
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (They're my life.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (No way.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Which is like, one.)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (And yell and giggle and sing and snore.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes. (I love my toes.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (But I wouldn't really consider internet friends like friend friends.)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Well, 2 different states and one different country.)
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Nothin' like a good hug.)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Really. Nobody.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone. (Except when I wanna be.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (I tend to get obsessed.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (YAY!)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language. (Sorta.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (It's fabulous!)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Yep, I am a procrastinator to the max!)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Airport. Several times.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (HAHAHAHA!! Well, I lived on a boat for ten years, what do you expect?)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (Rather, I don't get the appeal of them.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum. (Haha, yeah right.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Moderately, but I was not bad at all.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Oi.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (Nope, I wanna live in my brother's basement when I grow up.)
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (My daddy built it for me.)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (Spring Break man!)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (When I was younger of course.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (I had one for lunch)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Oh yeah!)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Every once in a while)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Did that bird just grow a third nipple?)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (Except it always seems to turn into Dare.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Nope, I love singing to it as well.)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (And it's temporary.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Lots and lots of people actually.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (But I watch a lot of movies!)
✓ I own lots of books. (And not all of them are from school.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Cuz I look bitchin' in glasses.)
× I love to play video games. (Only Tony Hawk Pro-Skater)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Yep, it's true.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Who hasn't?)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (But it's cute when I curse.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Very much so.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (My brother does this, and I really don't understand why.)
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Yes, I have actually. I broke my brother Richard's arm once when I was in third grade and he was in first. That was interesting.)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (No way, I believe rain is quite enjoyable...in moderation.)
× I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Sure, why not.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (I love money. I don't really need it, but I certainly want some now.)
✓ I love sushi. (Mmm, nothin' like raw fish.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Whenever I get excited that is.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Yeah right.)
× I have long hair. (No, but it's long-ish for me.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Actually I have three.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Fake hair...I mean, who doesn't love an awesome wig every once in a while?)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (True.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I think I look amusing, and that's all that matters to me.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate. (In the same bed. Not like slept as in "had sexual intercourse with a roommate.")
✓ I have a hidden talent. (Wouldn't you like to know...)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (I can't help it, people love me.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (It's like, my life.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Nope, I live in Dickies.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (It's something not that many peopole know about actually.)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Check 'em every day.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (No way, my mom's awesome.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Want the number?)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Yes, and twice last week.)
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Nope, that's one thing I definitely do know.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (But by have, I don't mean birth. I want to adopt.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Stinky kids. Gotta love 'em.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I will forever be a life-long learner, who am I kidding.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Technically the only time in recent memory of this was actually for Facebook, but whatever.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (A little country every now and then keeps me in touch with my redneck roots.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Mmm, I love walking barefoot.)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (It was a small bridge though.)
✓ I love sea turtles. (OOOh, I just got back from Hawaii and I was snorkeling with a buncha sea turtles. They are soooo cute! Oh my gosh, and I petted one of them. Awe...)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs. (Even though I currently hold one.)
✓ I went to college out of state. (In the process rather.)
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (Nope, but I've gagged from it.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (It's all good though, cuz shit happens.)
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (They're my life.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (No way.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Which is like, one.)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (And yell and giggle and sing and snore.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes. (I love my toes.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (But I wouldn't really consider internet friends like friend friends.)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Well, 2 different states and one different country.)
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Nothin' like a good hug.)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Really. Nobody.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone. (Except when I wanna be.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (I tend to get obsessed.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (YAY!)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language. (Sorta.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (It's fabulous!)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Yep, I am a procrastinator to the max!)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Airport. Several times.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (HAHAHAHA!! Well, I lived on a boat for ten years, what do you expect?)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (Rather, I don't get the appeal of them.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum. (Haha, yeah right.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Moderately, but I was not bad at all.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Oi.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (Nope, I wanna live in my brother's basement when I grow up.)
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (My daddy built it for me.)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (Spring Break man!)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (When I was younger of course.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (I had one for lunch)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Oh yeah!)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Every once in a while)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Did that bird just grow a third nipple?)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (Except it always seems to turn into Dare.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Nope, I love singing to it as well.)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (And it's temporary.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.