ha ha! SO good yet in a way true
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I pushed surfer_soph1987 in the mud (-17 points). In January I gave the_kelvinator a kidney (1000 points). Last month I gave your_legal_team a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In April I put money in sarius_d's expired parking meter (14 points). In March I turned cat_withclaws in for farting in church (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (990 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
sun_streaker_x
However i do think the farting thing would apply to me..............and my mother
damn wind runs in our family