warning- this is what happens when you're left alone at the office...
I have/haven’t
[ ] I've run away from home. --> i've definitely packed the bag...but i don't recall ever actually making it out the door
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am. --> and anyone who says they haven't is a fucking liar
[X] I listen to political music. ---> uh, since i was in the womb
[X] I have collected comic books. ---> catwoman, archie, had my mom's collection of old scrooge and shit too, it was AWESOME
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed. ---> not really, i like to bitch and cry to some people
[X] I watch the news. - the daily show totally counts as the news
[X] I own over 5 rap CDs. --->
[X] I own an iPod or MP3. ---> um, hello, i like, can't leave the house without my pod. i listen to it all day at work (currently on loretta lynn) and we have the bose dock at home. ipod because icare
[X] I love Disney Movies. ---> anything before lion king
[X] I am a sucker for hair/eyes. ---> first things i notice
[x] I paid for that cell phone ring. ---> uh, mini x because technically my dad did
[ ] I am a sports fanatic. ---> uh, no. just no.
[ ] I love Spam. ---> fuck you for even asking that question
[X] I bake well. ---> i bake well in every form!
[X] I would wear pajamas to school. ---> well i have worn pjs to school, a whole bunch of times, so yeah
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie ---> NOT A SINGLE THING and fucking proud of it
[X] I have a job. ---> *whisper* SERPAGROUP *echo* group... group... group (plus i'm gettin mo' money to write a musical for children)
[X] I love Martha Stewart. ---> i love her ankle acessory...
[ ] am guilty oF tYpInG lIkE tHiS. ---> what?
[X] I am sometimes self conscious. ---> sigh, this is starting to bore me...
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. ---> gag. who would do that?
[ ] I can't swallow pills. ---> i can now, but i couldn't till i was like, 15
[ ] I can swallow about 3 pills at a time no problem. ---> ugh, no, i still have a bit of a problem with one
[X] I have many scars. i guess, i've got one on my chin, one on my eyebrow, one on my elbow, a few on my legs
[X] I've been out of this country. ---> i've fuckin *lived* out of this country
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. ---> i usually freak out, and can't sleep for a bit, but then forget about it and drift off
[ ] I am really ticklish. ---> i have to be in the tickling mood, but fall apart when it hits
[X] I've seen a therapist. ---> sort of, freshman year of high school, it was more for schoolwork than headwork though
[X] I love chocolate. ---> yes, but prefer vanilla
[ ] I sometimes bite my nails. ---> and ruin my manicure?
[X] I play video games. ---> sega as a child, but super nintendo as of late
[X] I watch cartoons. ---> always have, always will
[X] Gotten lost in my city. ----> i live in fucking new york, show me someone here who's *never* gotten lost
[X] I have seen a shooting star ---> it is god ashing his joint on us...
[X] Been to any other countries besides the United States ---> ireland, england, france, australia, canada, holland (let's not beat around the bush though, it was amsterdam)
[ ] I had a serious surgery ---> had a ton of oral surgery, but none of it life-threatening
[X] Gone out in public in your pajamas ---> see question about pjs at school
[X] I have kissed a stranger ---> too many to count
[X] Hugged a stranger ---> see above
[X] Been in a fist fight ---> no, but punched my friend ken in the face, twice
[ ] Been arrested ---> nope
[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator ---> surprisingly no, unless i did when i was little and don't remember
[X] Been to a casino ---> a few
[ ] Been skydiving ---no, but i will someday
[ ] Broken a bone ---> my middle finger! ah, karma
[X] Skipped school ---> hello freshman year
[X] Gotten stitches ---> loads
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour ---> gag me
[ ] Bitten somebody ---not yet
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls ---> eh, i could go either way on the big nf
[ ] Gotten the chicken pox ---> no, but i had the vaccine
[ ] Crashed into a friend's car --> not my style
[ ] Been to Japan ---> nope
[X] Ridden in a taxi ---> i have hailing a cab down to an art
[X] Shoplifted ---> yeah, but i was 2
[ ] Been fired ---> never stayed anywere long enough to get fired
[X] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back ---> this is the story of my life, listen and i'll tell it twice
[X] Stole something from your job. ---> the only perk of sue tabor sales
[X] Gone on a blind date ---> sorta
[X] Lied to a friend ---> same as lying to your parents, everybody does it
[X] Had a crush on a teacher ---> sigh, al
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans ---> give me a few years and a bit more disposable income
[ ] Been married ---> thank god
[ ] Gotten divorced ---> thank god
[ ] Saw someone die ---> nope
[ ] Been to Africa ---> ditto
[X] Driven over 400 miles in one day ---> that and more
[X] Been to Canada ---> as previously stated
[X] Been to Mexico ---> no, mom had forbidden such antics
[X] Been on a plane ---> since birth
[X] Eaten Sushi ---> couldn't live without it
[ ] Been snowboarding ---> don't ask me why
[ ] Been Skiing ---> see above
[X] Been to a motor cross show ---> at the eq center in la, they would turn the big riding ring into a motorcross mayhem. it was awesome
[ ] Lost a child ---> people know better than to entrust their children to me
[X] Gone to college ---> still haven't technically graduated though, due to a FUCKING LAZY/CRAZY teacher
[ ] Graduated college ---> ha, see above
[X] Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by ---> totes
[X] Made a snow angel ---> many, the most recent on our brooklyn balcony
[X] Had a tea party ---> i'm sure with my barbies or whatnot when i was young
[X] Flown a kite ---> i think
[X] Built a sand castle ---> i grew up in la, darling, life was one giant sand castle
[X] Gone puddle jumping ---> i guess as a kid
[X] Played dress up ---> still do
[ ] Jumped into a pile of leaves ---> hmm, can't remember ever doing this
[X] Gone sledding ---> does snow dishing count?
[X] Cheated while playing a game ---> to get back at someone else who always cheats, i rigged the game, with an accomplice
[X] Been lonely ---> again, who hasn't?
[X] Fallen asleep at work/school ---> hello, i went to classes where you were told to lay on the floor and relax entirely while you listened to soft music and were given vivid verbal pictures of lavish sunsets. you stay awake during that shit after you've been out till 4 am and then come talk to me
[X] Watched the sun set ---> sunset so kicks sunrise's ass
[X] Felt an earthquake ---> to live and die in la...
[X] Touched a snake ---> probably a garden snake or something, nothing dangerous though
[X] Slept beneath the stars ---> eh, it's not that cool
[X] Been tickled ---> isn't this sort of a repeat question?
[ ] Been robbed ---> not like mugged or anything, but i've had stuff stolen at school
[X] Been misunderstood ---> sigh, the torture of teenhood
[X] Won a contest ---> hooray for me!
[X] Ran a red light ---> yeah, but only at like, 4 in the morning when no one's around
[ ] Been suspended from school ---> no, but just about everything else
[X] Been in a car accident ---> uhm, i was rear-ended in the jack-in-the-box drive thru at 3 am, by a drunken passenger maneuvering the pedals with her hands
[X] Had braces ---> should probably get them again but just don't see the point
[X] Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night ---> have to refrain from doing so often
[X] Had deja vu ---> don't worry, it's just a glitch in the matrix
[ ] Danced in the moonlight ---> what the fuck? how could you see anything?
[X] Hated the way you look ---> on numerous occasions
[ ] Been obsessed with post-it notes ---> no, and frankly don't see why other people are
[X] Squished bare feet through the mud ---> yeah, i've got some country in my blood
[X] Been lost ---> see question about being lost in own city
[X] Been to the opposite side of the country ---> grew up there, actually
[X] Swam in the ocean ---> word up, cali love
[X] Cried yourself to sleep ---> ah, to be a teenager again
[ ] Played cops and robbers ---> i'm still single, give me a few months
[X] Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers ---> i don't think i can go more than 2 weeks without coloring something
[X] Sung karaoke ---> i'm the fuckin' karaoke MASTER
[X] Paid for a meal with only coins ---> i've definitely paid for like, a hot dog with coins. it's fun to be broke
[X] Done something you told yourself you wouldn't ---> almost every day. it usually has something to do with a boy
[X] Made prank phone calls ---> love it
[ ] Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose ---> surprisingly no
[X] Caught a snowflake on your tongue ---> first thing i did when it snowed freshman year!!
[X] Danced in the rain ---> still do
[X] Written a letter to Santa Claus ---> i don't remember if he gave me what i wanted, but i know he ate the cookies and gave the carrots to his reindeer!!
[X] Blown bubbles ---> what a dumb question
[X] Made a bonfire on the beach ---> fuckin AWESOME, even watched a few drunk guys walk over it
[X] Crashed a party ---> i think
[X] Gone rollerskating ---> not since my dad shattered his hip rollerblading, though
[X] Had a wish come true ---> i must have...
[X] Worn pearls ---> both real and faux
[ ] Jumped off a bridge ---> another dumb question
[X] Ate dog/cat food ---> mom and i had a bet that we wouldn't each eat a pup-peroni treat. we did
[ ] Told a complete stranger you loved them ---> don't think so...
[X] Kissed a mirror ---> and have the lipstick prints to prove it on my mirror at home
[X] Sang in the shower ---> best accoustics outside of lincoln center
[X] Had a dream that you married someone ---> yeah, but i was marrying a woman because my mom wanted to make a political point. don't ask me
[ ] Glued your hand to something ---> nothing other than glitter
[ ] Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole ---> do i look that dumb? i saw a christmas story
[ ] Kissed a fish ---> what??
[X] Worn the opposite sex's clothes ---> this is kinda a dumb question for girls...
[X] Sat on a roof top ---> one of the best things to do in nyc
[X] Screamed at the top of your lungs ---> i'm sure
[ ] Done a one-handed cartwheel ---> i can't even do a two-handed cartwheel
[X] Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours ---> ah, junior high
[X] Stayed up all night ---> did it about a week ago, actually
[X] Didn't take a shower for a week ---> yeah, colorado river trip freshman year of high school, the worst trip EVER
[X] Climbed a tree ---> haven't gotten very far though
[ ] Had a tree house ---> wouldn't be able to get up into it
[ ] Are scared to watch scary movies ---> i fuckin love scary movies, the gorier the better
[X] Worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say ---> i guess
[ ] Played chicken ---> not like, in a car or anything, that's just stupid
[X] Pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on ---> jumped in on occasion too
[X] Been told you're beautiful by a complete stranger ---> just about every day by the sleazy construction workers on the way to the office
[X] Been easily amused ---> almost every day
[X] Caught a fish then ate it ---> they cooked the fish i caught in santa fe at our hotel
[X] Caught a butterfly ---> sigh
[X] Laughed so hard you cried!!! ---> wish i was right now
[X] Cried so hard you laughed ---> probably, and definitely have in acting scenes
[ ] Cheated on a test ---> you know, i really don't think so
[ ] Have a Britney Spears CD ---> i'd rather DIE
[X] Forgotten someone's name ---> i forget your name within 1 second of you telling me what it is
[X] French braided someone's hair ---> did my own yesterday as a matter of fact
[ ] Grown a beard ---> i would hope not
[ ] I've run away from home. --> i've definitely packed the bag...but i don't recall ever actually making it out the door
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am. --> and anyone who says they haven't is a fucking liar
[X] I listen to political music. ---> uh, since i was in the womb
[X] I have collected comic books. ---> catwoman, archie, had my mom's collection of old scrooge and shit too, it was AWESOME
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed. ---> not really, i like to bitch and cry to some people
[X] I watch the news. - the daily show totally counts as the news
[X] I own over 5 rap CDs. --->
[X] I own an iPod or MP3. ---> um, hello, i like, can't leave the house without my pod. i listen to it all day at work (currently on loretta lynn) and we have the bose dock at home. ipod because icare
[X] I love Disney Movies. ---> anything before lion king
[X] I am a sucker for hair/eyes. ---> first things i notice
[x] I paid for that cell phone ring. ---> uh, mini x because technically my dad did
[ ] I am a sports fanatic. ---> uh, no. just no.
[ ] I love Spam. ---> fuck you for even asking that question
[X] I bake well. ---> i bake well in every form!
[X] I would wear pajamas to school. ---> well i have worn pjs to school, a whole bunch of times, so yeah
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie ---> NOT A SINGLE THING and fucking proud of it
[X] I have a job. ---> *whisper* SERPAGROUP *echo* group... group... group (plus i'm gettin mo' money to write a musical for children)
[X] I love Martha Stewart. ---> i love her ankle acessory...
[ ] am guilty oF tYpInG lIkE tHiS. ---> what?
[X] I am sometimes self conscious. ---> sigh, this is starting to bore me...
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. ---> gag. who would do that?
[ ] I can't swallow pills. ---> i can now, but i couldn't till i was like, 15
[ ] I can swallow about 3 pills at a time no problem. ---> ugh, no, i still have a bit of a problem with one
[X] I have many scars. i guess, i've got one on my chin, one on my eyebrow, one on my elbow, a few on my legs
[X] I've been out of this country. ---> i've fuckin *lived* out of this country
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. ---> i usually freak out, and can't sleep for a bit, but then forget about it and drift off
[ ] I am really ticklish. ---> i have to be in the tickling mood, but fall apart when it hits
[X] I've seen a therapist. ---> sort of, freshman year of high school, it was more for schoolwork than headwork though
[X] I love chocolate. ---> yes, but prefer vanilla
[ ] I sometimes bite my nails. ---> and ruin my manicure?
[X] I play video games. ---> sega as a child, but super nintendo as of late
[X] I watch cartoons. ---> always have, always will
[X] Gotten lost in my city. ----> i live in fucking new york, show me someone here who's *never* gotten lost
[X] I have seen a shooting star ---> it is god ashing his joint on us...
[X] Been to any other countries besides the United States ---> ireland, england, france, australia, canada, holland (let's not beat around the bush though, it was amsterdam)
[ ] I had a serious surgery ---> had a ton of oral surgery, but none of it life-threatening
[X] Gone out in public in your pajamas ---> see question about pjs at school
[X] I have kissed a stranger ---> too many to count
[X] Hugged a stranger ---> see above
[X] Been in a fist fight ---> no, but punched my friend ken in the face, twice
[ ] Been arrested ---> nope
[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator ---> surprisingly no, unless i did when i was little and don't remember
[X] Been to a casino ---> a few
[ ] Been skydiving ---no, but i will someday
[ ] Broken a bone ---> my middle finger! ah, karma
[X] Skipped school ---> hello freshman year
[X] Gotten stitches ---> loads
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour ---> gag me
[ ] Bitten somebody ---not yet
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls ---> eh, i could go either way on the big nf
[ ] Gotten the chicken pox ---> no, but i had the vaccine
[ ] Crashed into a friend's car --> not my style
[ ] Been to Japan ---> nope
[X] Ridden in a taxi ---> i have hailing a cab down to an art
[X] Shoplifted ---> yeah, but i was 2
[ ] Been fired ---> never stayed anywere long enough to get fired
[X] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back ---> this is the story of my life, listen and i'll tell it twice
[X] Stole something from your job. ---> the only perk of sue tabor sales
[X] Gone on a blind date ---> sorta
[X] Lied to a friend ---> same as lying to your parents, everybody does it
[X] Had a crush on a teacher ---> sigh, al
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans ---> give me a few years and a bit more disposable income
[ ] Been married ---> thank god
[ ] Gotten divorced ---> thank god
[ ] Saw someone die ---> nope
[ ] Been to Africa ---> ditto
[X] Driven over 400 miles in one day ---> that and more
[X] Been to Canada ---> as previously stated
[X] Been to Mexico ---> no, mom had forbidden such antics
[X] Been on a plane ---> since birth
[X] Eaten Sushi ---> couldn't live without it
[ ] Been snowboarding ---> don't ask me why
[ ] Been Skiing ---> see above
[X] Been to a motor cross show ---> at the eq center in la, they would turn the big riding ring into a motorcross mayhem. it was awesome
[ ] Lost a child ---> people know better than to entrust their children to me
[X] Gone to college ---> still haven't technically graduated though, due to a FUCKING LAZY/CRAZY teacher
[ ] Graduated college ---> ha, see above
[X] Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by ---> totes
[X] Made a snow angel ---> many, the most recent on our brooklyn balcony
[X] Had a tea party ---> i'm sure with my barbies or whatnot when i was young
[X] Flown a kite ---> i think
[X] Built a sand castle ---> i grew up in la, darling, life was one giant sand castle
[X] Gone puddle jumping ---> i guess as a kid
[X] Played dress up ---> still do
[ ] Jumped into a pile of leaves ---> hmm, can't remember ever doing this
[X] Gone sledding ---> does snow dishing count?
[X] Cheated while playing a game ---> to get back at someone else who always cheats, i rigged the game, with an accomplice
[X] Been lonely ---> again, who hasn't?
[X] Fallen asleep at work/school ---> hello, i went to classes where you were told to lay on the floor and relax entirely while you listened to soft music and were given vivid verbal pictures of lavish sunsets. you stay awake during that shit after you've been out till 4 am and then come talk to me
[X] Watched the sun set ---> sunset so kicks sunrise's ass
[X] Felt an earthquake ---> to live and die in la...
[X] Touched a snake ---> probably a garden snake or something, nothing dangerous though
[X] Slept beneath the stars ---> eh, it's not that cool
[X] Been tickled ---> isn't this sort of a repeat question?
[ ] Been robbed ---> not like mugged or anything, but i've had stuff stolen at school
[X] Been misunderstood ---> sigh, the torture of teenhood
[X] Won a contest ---> hooray for me!
[X] Ran a red light ---> yeah, but only at like, 4 in the morning when no one's around
[ ] Been suspended from school ---> no, but just about everything else
[X] Been in a car accident ---> uhm, i was rear-ended in the jack-in-the-box drive thru at 3 am, by a drunken passenger maneuvering the pedals with her hands
[X] Had braces ---> should probably get them again but just don't see the point
[X] Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night ---> have to refrain from doing so often
[X] Had deja vu ---> don't worry, it's just a glitch in the matrix
[ ] Danced in the moonlight ---> what the fuck? how could you see anything?
[X] Hated the way you look ---> on numerous occasions
[ ] Been obsessed with post-it notes ---> no, and frankly don't see why other people are
[X] Squished bare feet through the mud ---> yeah, i've got some country in my blood
[X] Been lost ---> see question about being lost in own city
[X] Been to the opposite side of the country ---> grew up there, actually
[X] Swam in the ocean ---> word up, cali love
[X] Cried yourself to sleep ---> ah, to be a teenager again
[ ] Played cops and robbers ---> i'm still single, give me a few months
[X] Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers ---> i don't think i can go more than 2 weeks without coloring something
[X] Sung karaoke ---> i'm the fuckin' karaoke MASTER
[X] Paid for a meal with only coins ---> i've definitely paid for like, a hot dog with coins. it's fun to be broke
[X] Done something you told yourself you wouldn't ---> almost every day. it usually has something to do with a boy
[X] Made prank phone calls ---> love it
[ ] Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose ---> surprisingly no
[X] Caught a snowflake on your tongue ---> first thing i did when it snowed freshman year!!
[X] Danced in the rain ---> still do
[X] Written a letter to Santa Claus ---> i don't remember if he gave me what i wanted, but i know he ate the cookies and gave the carrots to his reindeer!!
[X] Blown bubbles ---> what a dumb question
[X] Made a bonfire on the beach ---> fuckin AWESOME, even watched a few drunk guys walk over it
[X] Crashed a party ---> i think
[X] Gone rollerskating ---> not since my dad shattered his hip rollerblading, though
[X] Had a wish come true ---> i must have...
[X] Worn pearls ---> both real and faux
[ ] Jumped off a bridge ---> another dumb question
[X] Ate dog/cat food ---> mom and i had a bet that we wouldn't each eat a pup-peroni treat. we did
[ ] Told a complete stranger you loved them ---> don't think so...
[X] Kissed a mirror ---> and have the lipstick prints to prove it on my mirror at home
[X] Sang in the shower ---> best accoustics outside of lincoln center
[X] Had a dream that you married someone ---> yeah, but i was marrying a woman because my mom wanted to make a political point. don't ask me
[ ] Glued your hand to something ---> nothing other than glitter
[ ] Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole ---> do i look that dumb? i saw a christmas story
[ ] Kissed a fish ---> what??
[X] Worn the opposite sex's clothes ---> this is kinda a dumb question for girls...
[X] Sat on a roof top ---> one of the best things to do in nyc
[X] Screamed at the top of your lungs ---> i'm sure
[ ] Done a one-handed cartwheel ---> i can't even do a two-handed cartwheel
[X] Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours ---> ah, junior high
[X] Stayed up all night ---> did it about a week ago, actually
[X] Didn't take a shower for a week ---> yeah, colorado river trip freshman year of high school, the worst trip EVER
[X] Climbed a tree ---> haven't gotten very far though
[ ] Had a tree house ---> wouldn't be able to get up into it
[ ] Are scared to watch scary movies ---> i fuckin love scary movies, the gorier the better
[X] Worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say ---> i guess
[ ] Played chicken ---> not like, in a car or anything, that's just stupid
[X] Pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on ---> jumped in on occasion too
[X] Been told you're beautiful by a complete stranger ---> just about every day by the sleazy construction workers on the way to the office
[X] Been easily amused ---> almost every day
[X] Caught a fish then ate it ---> they cooked the fish i caught in santa fe at our hotel
[X] Caught a butterfly ---> sigh
[X] Laughed so hard you cried!!! ---> wish i was right now
[X] Cried so hard you laughed ---> probably, and definitely have in acting scenes
[ ] Cheated on a test ---> you know, i really don't think so
[ ] Have a Britney Spears CD ---> i'd rather DIE
[X] Forgotten someone's name ---> i forget your name within 1 second of you telling me what it is
[X] French braided someone's hair ---> did my own yesterday as a matter of fact
[ ] Grown a beard ---> i would hope not