Feb 11, 2005 15:22
If I get kicked out, I already have my plans all set up to become a vagrant prostitute. Do you think I may just get lucky and some hot butch lesbian will pick me up on the side of the road and take me to California? Yeah I don't either but we can always hope.
So I'm definitely not going to the punk rock formal, I'm having bad stomach pains, my cramps will probably get worse before they get better. Fuckers.
Once I make it to California, I will find a nice shelter to live in while I get a job making overpriced coffee for aspiring actresses fresh from their recent boob jobs.
There's only two cosmetic surgeries I'd ever want. And one's dental, so not really cosmetic surgery. Kinda. I want porcelain veneers, and a boob job. I don't want em huge or anything, but I just went through a weird fucking growth spurt. I grew overnight in 3rd grade, then my boobs pretty much stayed the same until like a month ago. The right one, that's always been a little bigger, grew like a whole nother cup...so I just wanna even em out and make them match my body. I don't think I would actually go through with it though, I'd rather have one giant tit than look overly plastic.
Shit...I'm hiding in my brothers room because my brothers dumb girlfriend came over to borrow money, now there's some weird voices I don't recognize out there. I'm curious, family drama I kinda like, but I don't feel like fighting with my mom again. I guess, family drama is fun when you're young and you know your mom isn't gonna kick you out and be like "Go find your own way."
Me and my mom were gonna go to best buy to get her laptop back from the shop, and buy a couple movies, and get a card thingy for my phone. I'm hoping I can at least get that before I go on the road man. Life is tough out in the west...not that I've ever been...