so bored
MEN I WOULD MARRY (not have sex with, just marry)
1. Jack White
2. Steve Buscemi
3. James St. James (for anyone who doesn't know who he is, please, educate yourselves, probably the only person who could write a book about a tragic murder and still have it be humorous)
4. Gary Sinise
5. Ben Stiller
6. Lee Pace (possibly a little sex with Lee Pace, what an adorable man)
7. Seth Green
8. Owen King (Stephen King's son...who wouldn't like to be related to the most gifted and talented story-teller of all time?)
For the record, at my real wedding to a woman I love, Steve Buscemi and Gary Sinise will be dueting to the song "True" by Spandau Ballet...when I plan my dream wedding, this is honest to god included.
See I'm not a man hating dyke...I can admire guys...as long as I don't know the guys and they never have a chance to show just how guyish and pigish they are.
PS My birthday list, because fuck, if other people can list stuff, so can I!
A) Mark 947 by Calpernia Addams
B) "Soldier's Girl"
C) Lapdancer by Juliana Beasley
D) "If These Walls COuld Talk 2" (Chloe Sevigny is the hottest butch chick ever in that movie)
E) "Sorority Boys" (the so called "ugly" one of the bunch is actually kinda hot and reminds me of Lee Pace in Soldiers Girl kinda)
F) A Cricket phone
Oh and also probably a pony..ya know and some tattoos and piercings
1. Jack White
2. Steve Buscemi
3. James St. James (for anyone who doesn't know who he is, please, educate yourselves, probably the only person who could write a book about a tragic murder and still have it be humorous)
4. Gary Sinise
5. Ben Stiller
6. Lee Pace (possibly a little sex with Lee Pace, what an adorable man)
7. Seth Green
8. Owen King (Stephen King's son...who wouldn't like to be related to the most gifted and talented story-teller of all time?)
For the record, at my real wedding to a woman I love, Steve Buscemi and Gary Sinise will be dueting to the song "True" by Spandau Ballet...when I plan my dream wedding, this is honest to god included.
See I'm not a man hating dyke...I can admire guys...as long as I don't know the guys and they never have a chance to show just how guyish and pigish they are.
PS My birthday list, because fuck, if other people can list stuff, so can I!
A) Mark 947 by Calpernia Addams
B) "Soldier's Girl"
C) Lapdancer by Juliana Beasley
D) "If These Walls COuld Talk 2" (Chloe Sevigny is the hottest butch chick ever in that movie)
E) "Sorority Boys" (the so called "ugly" one of the bunch is actually kinda hot and reminds me of Lee Pace in Soldiers Girl kinda)
F) A Cricket phone
Oh and also probably a pony..ya know and some tattoos and piercings