Hello world, I have a knife! I can stab you with it! REALLY, I CAN.
“There are another two movies to go but I’m not really involved in it. I’m not in the last films much. It’s a week’s work here and there. I’m not constantly thinking of Harry Potter.”
That would be, of course, a quote from Scary Mustache Man.
Meaning there ain't no Remus in Deathly Hallows. Yes, yes, I know, I don't like Scary Mustache Man's potrayal of him ANYWAY....
BUT ITS, ERR, A REALLY BIG PART OF THE MOVIE! I was convinced that they'd make the Bill/Fleur wedding into a R/T, giving us MORE, but... I have a guess now the death eaters are gonna attack at Harry's 17th bday party, not the wedding, since one... doesn't... exist....
AND WHAT ABOUT THE FIGHT? AND WHAT ABOUT TEDDY? WHAT ABOUT MY TEDDY? ITS ACTUALLY SORTA REALLY IMPORTANT YOU ASSWIPES.
WTF WTF WTF. SO I HAVE TO WAIT 10 YEARS, NO LONGER, I HAVE TO WAIT FOR WHENEVER THERE'S A BBC SERIES AND THEN WAIT TILL THE VERY END FOR MY R/T? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I should boycott the movies, I swear to GOD! GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(In other news, Heroes continues to be amazing, and Peter/Claire continues to taunt me with being so adorable and so... incestual T_T.)
Edit: No, really. Besides K/K, which is just SO long ago for me, I have one ship that ACTUALLY happens. And they DIE, like, as in, the characters die. My other ships usually the ship dies- and of course, I've realized that's a great thing for Zutara! Canon gives us nothing to work with, and so it gave us enough Zutara Smuttimes (kidding, but really, the way he said 'Thank you Katara....' was just like OMFG) to be okay, and didn't give us a HP-like epilogue to COMPLETLY screw us over. I'm perfect with Zutara, but I can't WORK with my BELOVED R/t! All there is is what's in the books, and the rest others have done better than me! (Hi Fern! :D) All we GOT is canon, but nooo, canon decides to FUCKING SCREW US OVER.
If Hp wasn't so popular, and if I didn't know it was SOMEHOW gonna be remade one day, really, I'd stab someone. Like now.
And then you got this budding ship here in Heroes for me, and there's NOTHING I can do with that unless I want to ignore societal norms about INCEST, which I, you know, DON'T. Since everytime I see incest fanfics I go "What's WRONG with you' BUT GAHHHHHHHH!
The world hates my ships. HATES.'
Edit again: And The Forest Again! The most beautiful scene I've read in any book, EVER. He NEEDS to be in there, to get it right! And you need the mention of Teddy, of being sad to leave him but making the world a better place- OH COME ON, FOR MY TEDDY? I'M THE GIRL WHO LIKES THEODORE ROOSEVELT SIMPLY BECAUSE HIS NAME IS TEDDY, AND WHO GIGGLES EVERYTIME SHE SEES -ANYONE- NAMED TEDDY!
Ok, maybe he just means he's in it as much as the book. Sure, I went overboard and assumed we'd have EXTRA R/t, that the Bill/Fleur wedding would become R/T, and that Shell Cottage would become... wherever R/T live. (Andromeda's house, of course, since the Shrieking Shack didn't work out. Of COURSE. Oh I want Safe...) But, lets ignore that theory, lets say that they're in it just as much as the original book, that would just be... 7 potters, bit of wedding, most importantly Harry/Remus fight, Potterwatch, Teddy being born, battle, Forest Again. And the most important parts there that aren't gonna be cut (I have SO little hope for my beloved Potterwatch staying in...) have to be... being SEEN around the wedding, if they're doing that, being SEEN in the 7 Potters, though who knows if we'll get the "Hey, look look look look, I'm married! :D :D :D." and the falling into arms bit (me likes my falling into arms bit...) the Harry/Remus fight, (STAY IN GAH), the battle, but lord knows they were barely IN it in the FIRST place and it was just "Hi Tonks, Hi Remus!" "Oh, look, you're dead!" and, of course, The Forest Again.
Oh, and Teddy being born. I SWEAR. TO GOD. IF THEY GET RID OF TEDDY I WILL STABBBB THEM.
That's not much, really. He's NOT a main character in the book. There's just a few important scenes, three of which NEED to stay in. This could work, maybe? IF WE DON'T HAVE TEDDY I WILL SCREAM IN THE THEATER AND THROW SOMETHING AT THE SCREEN, I SWEAR TO GOD!
*Is freaking out about something that's gonna come out when she's 19, almost 20 here...*
That would be, of course, a quote from Scary Mustache Man.
Meaning there ain't no Remus in Deathly Hallows. Yes, yes, I know, I don't like Scary Mustache Man's potrayal of him ANYWAY....
BUT ITS, ERR, A REALLY BIG PART OF THE MOVIE! I was convinced that they'd make the Bill/Fleur wedding into a R/T, giving us MORE, but... I have a guess now the death eaters are gonna attack at Harry's 17th bday party, not the wedding, since one... doesn't... exist....
AND WHAT ABOUT THE FIGHT? AND WHAT ABOUT TEDDY? WHAT ABOUT MY TEDDY? ITS ACTUALLY SORTA REALLY IMPORTANT YOU ASSWIPES.
WTF WTF WTF. SO I HAVE TO WAIT 10 YEARS, NO LONGER, I HAVE TO WAIT FOR WHENEVER THERE'S A BBC SERIES AND THEN WAIT TILL THE VERY END FOR MY R/T? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I should boycott the movies, I swear to GOD! GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(In other news, Heroes continues to be amazing, and Peter/Claire continues to taunt me with being so adorable and so... incestual T_T.)
Edit: No, really. Besides K/K, which is just SO long ago for me, I have one ship that ACTUALLY happens. And they DIE, like, as in, the characters die. My other ships usually the ship dies- and of course, I've realized that's a great thing for Zutara! Canon gives us nothing to work with, and so it gave us enough Zutara Smuttimes (kidding, but really, the way he said 'Thank you Katara....' was just like OMFG) to be okay, and didn't give us a HP-like epilogue to COMPLETLY screw us over. I'm perfect with Zutara, but I can't WORK with my BELOVED R/t! All there is is what's in the books, and the rest others have done better than me! (Hi Fern! :D) All we GOT is canon, but nooo, canon decides to FUCKING SCREW US OVER.
If Hp wasn't so popular, and if I didn't know it was SOMEHOW gonna be remade one day, really, I'd stab someone. Like now.
And then you got this budding ship here in Heroes for me, and there's NOTHING I can do with that unless I want to ignore societal norms about INCEST, which I, you know, DON'T. Since everytime I see incest fanfics I go "What's WRONG with you' BUT GAHHHHHHHH!
The world hates my ships. HATES.'
Edit again: And The Forest Again! The most beautiful scene I've read in any book, EVER. He NEEDS to be in there, to get it right! And you need the mention of Teddy, of being sad to leave him but making the world a better place- OH COME ON, FOR MY TEDDY? I'M THE GIRL WHO LIKES THEODORE ROOSEVELT SIMPLY BECAUSE HIS NAME IS TEDDY, AND WHO GIGGLES EVERYTIME SHE SEES -ANYONE- NAMED TEDDY!
Ok, maybe he just means he's in it as much as the book. Sure, I went overboard and assumed we'd have EXTRA R/t, that the Bill/Fleur wedding would become R/T, and that Shell Cottage would become... wherever R/T live. (Andromeda's house, of course, since the Shrieking Shack didn't work out. Of COURSE. Oh I want Safe...) But, lets ignore that theory, lets say that they're in it just as much as the original book, that would just be... 7 potters, bit of wedding, most importantly Harry/Remus fight, Potterwatch, Teddy being born, battle, Forest Again. And the most important parts there that aren't gonna be cut (I have SO little hope for my beloved Potterwatch staying in...) have to be... being SEEN around the wedding, if they're doing that, being SEEN in the 7 Potters, though who knows if we'll get the "Hey, look look look look, I'm married! :D :D :D." and the falling into arms bit (me likes my falling into arms bit...) the Harry/Remus fight, (STAY IN GAH), the battle, but lord knows they were barely IN it in the FIRST place and it was just "Hi Tonks, Hi Remus!" "Oh, look, you're dead!" and, of course, The Forest Again.
Oh, and Teddy being born. I SWEAR. TO GOD. IF THEY GET RID OF TEDDY I WILL STABBBB THEM.
That's not much, really. He's NOT a main character in the book. There's just a few important scenes, three of which NEED to stay in. This could work, maybe? IF WE DON'T HAVE TEDDY I WILL SCREAM IN THE THEATER AND THROW SOMETHING AT THE SCREEN, I SWEAR TO GOD!
*Is freaking out about something that's gonna come out when she's 19, almost 20 here...*