I love Life
My name is Tessa. And everyone thinks I am drunk right now, but I am not. I love God. and I love you. Look a fortune cookie! (This is actually Lynn typing and Tessa is dictating). Our friends are in the bathroom making out and they are all girls. Josh Stark is coming over. He is a sexy bitch.
I am in love with Nick Tsontackis, he is a wild animal lover. We had dirty sex on a washing machine today. Nick Foegal is my hero. Colleen has a fantastic ass. Bend Over. Kaycie dances provacatively with strangers named Jahova. Coca Cola is good on the sober mind. Do not drink alcohol. Colleen is strangling me right now. AHHHH save me. She smells like Beer. yuck. Nick is nice. SCISSORS. Colleen is sick of boys named Joey liking her and never being normal. and being like "iii loooove her, get over yourself, and get over me". LYNN DOES NOT LOOK LIKE AVRIL LAVIGNE. SHE WORE TIES BEFORE AVRIL DID AND LYNN IS ALSO NOT A BLONDE HAIRED WHITE GIRL. Kori looks like JLo though, and is trying to get on Nick's brother Mike, who is 25 years old. It is very very sad. sad sad sad. Josh is silly silly boy. Ok I am done, I am going to go puke now. Blaaaahhhh.
I am in love with Nick Tsontackis, he is a wild animal lover. We had dirty sex on a washing machine today. Nick Foegal is my hero. Colleen has a fantastic ass. Bend Over. Kaycie dances provacatively with strangers named Jahova. Coca Cola is good on the sober mind. Do not drink alcohol. Colleen is strangling me right now. AHHHH save me. She smells like Beer. yuck. Nick is nice. SCISSORS. Colleen is sick of boys named Joey liking her and never being normal. and being like "iii loooove her, get over yourself, and get over me". LYNN DOES NOT LOOK LIKE AVRIL LAVIGNE. SHE WORE TIES BEFORE AVRIL DID AND LYNN IS ALSO NOT A BLONDE HAIRED WHITE GIRL. Kori looks like JLo though, and is trying to get on Nick's brother Mike, who is 25 years old. It is very very sad. sad sad sad. Josh is silly silly boy. Ok I am done, I am going to go puke now. Blaaaahhhh.