My butt is horny...either that or furry. Your choice

Mar 12, 2005 19:12

A very weird Korean saying is,
If you laugh right after you cry, you will have fur on your butt. OR
If you cry right after you laugh, you will have horns on your butt.

That will never fail to amuse me....but it will give me a massive heart attack if it ever came true...

I cried today because I seriously feel like I have been dumped by my two best friends. Namu is now hanging out more and more with freshmen girls( many of them I find insecure/annoying/only have used me to get close to him, but then later says hi to me in the halls and gives me hugs...) Glennerd also was going to have a date today(with a freshman gal, I like her though. She is not the annoying/use people type)...except he got grounded so he can't. He won't tell me the reason why. My two best frinds both had(at least planned) dates with freshmen and they feel far far away from me ...(String of Korean swear words)

If you don't mind my teary face,would you like to make out with me?
No seriously....*smoooooooooooooooooooooch*
If I sound desperate to you, you are correct.
People do desperate things that they never would do in an abnormal state of mind, with a dash of craziness in full bloom.
Welcome Abnormal State of Mind! I heart you dearly, yet I grow fond of the idea of your departure....With me commiting a homicide against you of course.

On the happier note which gave me the horn on my butt(I swear I will be walking funny tomorrow, free laughs~)....I was astonished that my article was capable of receiving an honorable mention for the Scholastic Press Forum....first person category...The only thing I wrote for the Tattoo(teen newspaper). If any of you are interested in journalism join the tattoo. www.readthetattoo.com

So don't be mean to my butt....my mind did 360 flips today. Oh Speech tournament rocked by the way, minus the crappy water at South St.Paul High....

Good day~ and you are free to insult me if I wrote to much and bored the crap out of me....wait...watching me walk funny with my horny/furry butt will give you more pleasure...I guarantee it.
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