In which emails are exchanged
To recap: Buffy and Kara had this conversation.
Kara followed up with this email to Connor.
Connor sent this reply to Buffy.
( Buffy answered Connor )
Kara followed up with this email to Connor.
Connor sent this reply to Buffy.
( Buffy answered Connor )
Buffy,
He didn't tell me ANYTHING. Obviously, I'm not on the radar and YOU are. I'm glad he shared his juicy little secrets with YOU.
Whatever.
You can BOTH get lost and I hope you're VERY happy together,
Kara Marie Keating.
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Huh, that's weird. You told him WE were both concerned, and he only responded to me?
Maybe he misunderstood your question.
-B
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Even if I never went to Stanford, I am not STUPID. I see clearly what is happening here. I am like Helena and you and Connor are like someone else, I can't remember who, and vile sport is being made of me! I want it on the WRITTEN record that I do not find this funny AT ALL.
I had a PERSONAL conversation with you about my FEELINGS and now you are making a joke of them with HIM. With the hurter of my feelings and you are FLAUNTING your special sekrit love in front of me.
Next time I want to have an EMOTIONAL disucssion I will call the teen help line. I should have known better than to TRUST YOU.
Disappointed in you,
K M Keating
*She BCC's Harmony on this before hitting send.*
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If what you told Connor is what you say you told him, I don't see the problem.
Why don't you two actually talk to each other?
Actually you already are. . .
-Buffy
*Forwarding the previous messages, Buffy CC's Connor on the email, but doesn't notice that Harmony is also CC'ed.)*
a/n: DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR, PEOPLE?
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Buffy,
I don't even KNOW what that means: If I told him what I said I told him? This isn't a CRYPTIC CROSSWORD Buffy Summers. This is RL!
And I wrote this email to you in confidence, and here you are CCing other people in on it. That's wrong. Really wrong. You should feel ASHAMED.
You two deserve each other for making sport of my feelings like this.
Kara
*this time CCs Harmony.*
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Don't you FORGET that I am your NEMESIS!!!! AND I WILL RIP OUT YOUR KIDNEYS AND TAPDANCE ON THEM!
<3, Harmony
PS -- Hi, Connor, how's it going? I totally agree with Buffy that you should go to archaeology school!
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Don't bother with them, Harm. They're both just really mean and I'm over it! OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll call you. We'll go out for dinner.
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Do you feel like contemporary California? Or something more fusion? Like traditional Irish crossed with a dash of the unconventional? Either way. I'm happy!
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[Again Reply All]
I'll even make you one of those extra special SLUSHIES you like so much before we go. You know. With the SPECIAL flavouring.
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And we can TOTALLY discuss IMPORTANT SEKRIT BIZNESS. JUST BETWEEN US.
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*the three emails exchanged between Connor and Buffy*
*Seperately, intended just for Buffy but again cc'd to all*
Hi Buffy,
I just fowarded Kara our mails. Hope that helps. I don't get it. I really don't. Girls are from another planet.
Also, thank you for the vote of confidence re: hat. You're the coolest. I promise to be careful with Inca artifacts, walking or still ones.
Connor
*separately, intended just for Kara but also cc'd by mistake*
Kara -
just in case the other emails don't spell it out: private posts are private. As in, locked from everyone. Sometimes they're so because the writer has half a brain and can figure out their content, while about X not Y, would hurt X anyway. End of story.
Also, if this is meant to start another round of how it's my fault your life sucks, fine, you're entitled. I think this is cosmic payback for everything I ever said to Angel. But I thought we were actually able to have conversations these days. If you, you know, TALK to ( ... )
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Connor,
If you want to give me a lecture can you do it in private. K? Thx. You're the bestest. Thanks for spelling it out for me, I so appreciated it.
No. This isn't meant to start anything so just forget it. I'm not GREAT with algebra, having less that half a brain and all, but I got the equation - and the X (ex) gets she has been cancelled out.
Yeah, sure, conversations, my bad. I'll give that a go sometime.
Take Care,
Kara
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