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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I gave avariceandgreed a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Wednesday lonesomeoctober and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I put money in racingjudas's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I put gum in _faithandmisery's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-753 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
summerkatherine