Apr 30, 2009 17:12
Dear Neighborhood Children.
Go Home. Please. Just because I happen to be the only parent on the block who's around during the day and doesn't just kick her kids out to fend for themselves like wild dog packs, does not mean that I want to feed and entertain you, O' Abandoned Children of Benderwirt Ave. If one of you messes with my children, do not act surprised and call me names when I go tell your mother (also, Mother of said Child, please do something about your hoodlum before he ends up in prison). When I ban you from our backyard because you constantly torment our dog or break my kids' toys, do not persistantly keep trying to come back in.
I am not overprotective I do not ask a lot. A few of you are great kids and my children run the block with you while I stay inside for the most part. Usually, I tell them to deal with those of you who are onery on their own. However, if you're threatening to beat up one of the well-behaved friends of my children, I will personally come out and handle the situation. If you knock over one of the preschoolers out there, you will not be happy with the outcome.
Oh. And did I mention I am only giving MY children their snack/lunch/dinner/juice, NOT the 35 neighborhood kids as well? Again, you have food at your house. Go there to eat it.
Thank you,
Disgruntled Mom on the Block