Why I am clearly not ready for parenthood.
There has been a full-scale work stoppage in my office for the last 5 minutes because someone has brought their baby in, and everyone needs to see it and make babbling noises at it.
I...just don't get it. The "baby-attraction" thing, or whatever you call it, is simply absent in me.
When someone bring their dog into the office, it's a whole different story. I shriek "PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and am immediately sitting on the floor letting the dog crawl all over me and slobber on my face until I'm forcibly dragged away.
I'm just a freak, I guess.
I...just don't get it. The "baby-attraction" thing, or whatever you call it, is simply absent in me.
When someone bring their dog into the office, it's a whole different story. I shriek "PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and am immediately sitting on the floor letting the dog crawl all over me and slobber on my face until I'm forcibly dragged away.
I'm just a freak, I guess.