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Some of these were really stupid. here are some of the better ones.
Questions that will always remain unanswered:
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
3. Is there another word for synonym?
4. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"
5. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
6. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
7. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
8. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes? (haha)
9. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
10. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
11. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
12. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? (the best one)
anyways, i went to the Wildlife Animal Park yesterday. it was a lot of fun. this is how close I got to the lion. my dad starting wondering how thick the glass really was. it was actually really funny watching him freak out.