In honor of the ghastly cold weather last week, the absolutely gorgeous weather this week, and my generally messed-up life, I present for your viewing enjoyment...
"Philosophies should come with warnings: Dangerous if swallowed; don't try this at home."
-Tabitha-
"In an infinite universe, the highly unlikely is inevitable."
"It is all the better if people are never able to say with certainty: 'There goes Arsene Lupin.' The great thing is that they should say without fear of being mistaken: 'That action was performed by Arsene Lupin.'"
-Maurice Leblanc-
"Emotions are dreadfully complicated things"
-Albus Dumbledore-
""So, I mean, I was more like a can of soup than a person. It wasn't exactly a whole lot of fun."
-Harry Potter-
"Facts are like cows. If you stare at them very hard they will go away."
-Lanning Cook-
“There aren't any answers, you know. There never are.”
-Methos-
“It’s time for me to stop falling and start flying.”
-Nightwing-
"If you don’t laugh at yourself first, someone else will beat you to it"
-Naruto-
“The Law of Survival: sometimes you're lucky, and sometimes you're lunch.”
-Alphonse Elric-
“What’s that about?” Ron said, puzzled, expecting Harry to come with them.
“I think he’s being tactful,” replied Hermione.
“Oh. Really. No wonder I didn’t realise what he was up to.”
“He’s fallen out of his chair,” Pippin observed. “That happens to me sometimes too.”
Here's the game: you read the quotes, laugh a little, and respond with one of your own. Make it a good one, now! No fuddy-duddy quotes allowed here.
Extra credit: Can you identify what genre/author all the quotes are from?
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I owe stories to:
David (first part of the dragon story)
Socchan (Sonoko and mistletoe)
Me (another chapter of my Gay AU)
Anyone else?