Haleys story...comment and tell me what u think..
Haley Goes to White Castle. . .Oops wrong Story. . .I ment
Red Lobster!
Part 1
Hi! My name is Haley, I went to Red Lobster to get soething to eat. I was
there for over an hour, waiting. . . . waiting. . . . waiting. . . . yep, still waiting!
Then after waiting for about 2 hours, i got my enormus amount of food.
I ate less than half and decided "I need a box for my left overs!"
After I drove away from the resturant and was almost home (in my drive
way) i realized "OMG!!!! I FORGOT MY BOX!!" *hands on cheeks, mouth/
jaw dropping*
"MEANWHILE: AN UN-KNOWN MAN NAMED JACK PETERSON JUMPED OFF
OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AND MAGICALY FLEW TO THE OCEAN
WERE RED LOBSTER GETS ALL THERE FOOD. AND NEVER RETERNED BUT
WILL ANOTHER DAY DURING THIS STORY" (*Jack Petterson never dies, by
the way*) *this was all on the radio when haley was rushing back to Red
Lobster to get her box.*
*MEANWHILE* (again) Nick Hampton (Haley`s waitress [lol?]) went back to
the table to get the tip, when he noticed the box "AH! UGH! UHHHHH. . . . .
Oh no, the box! What`s in it?! I have NO idea. . .man. . .what the fuck am I
gonna do?!" (IDEA! *little light bulb over Nick Hamptons head flashed on*)
"I KNOW! I`LL TAKE THIS TO THE FROUNT DESK!"
I rushed finally arrived at my "destination", Red Lobster, and saw Nick
with my box, I ran up to nick and said. . .
"AHH MY BOX! GIMMEEE!!!!!!!"
"NO! You CAN`T have it! I`m taking this up to the FROUNT DESK" *Dun
Dun Dun!*
"w h y?" *I started to get sad*
"Because there could be Explosived in it, or a peice of barbed wire"
"Oh!" *I started to feel releaved* "We`ll, I`ll go too!"
"Ok, Let`s hold hands and SKIP!"
"YAY!"
So Nick and I skipped up the the frount desk.
The Fat manager guy at the frount dest took the box and said "what kinda
shit could be in here?" *he sounded angry* He opend the box and there
were Mcdonald`s Chicken Select strips, and all of the sudden that stupid fat
black lady from the Mcdonald`s Chicken Selects commercial poped out of no
were and said "BACK OF MAH CHICK-ENN!" and then she took the chicken
and ran.
Nick, The fat manager guy and I all looked at eachother and then the fat
manager guy said "Damn, no explosives. . .I was hopping to blow up the
world" *DUN DUN DUN!*
Part 2
Butch Cassedy and the Sundance Kid now have to kill the fat guy. Nick will
help them. While i wish for my box to come back, because i am very sad and
i miss it!
While Nick, Butch Cassedy and the Sundance Kid went out to look for that
fucking fat bastard, I went to look for that fat ass black bitch! I decided to go
to McDonald`s, because thats were they sold the chicken selects, and i just
knew that fat black lady would be there crunchin` and munchin` on her
"chick-en"And sure enough, there she was opening the box and eating every
chicken select strip in sight. So, I snuck up behind her, and of coarse she
did`nt see me because she was very large, and yelled out "NO!" right as she
opend my box, I took it and ran, and left the black lady there crying,
tweeked outta hermind DIEING. . .hmm. . . i knew i herd that line somewere
before, but i just could`nt put my finger on it. OH Well!
Part 3
Then when i got back to my house i opend the door and saw Butch
Cassedy, the Sundance Kid and Nick all huddled together in a closet. I looked
around and did`nt see Doug (Dug) Beynon, I thought he would also be in the
closet with a camera or a cat or something! hmm. . .Oh well, I guess not.
But Anyways, they were all hideing from the fat man.
I asked where he was and Nick said
"He`s making poopy in your potty"
"WHAT THE FUCK, WHY MY BATHROOM?!" *I looked at Nick in disqused and
then walked away.*
I was bored so i decided to turn on the tv to watch the news and see if there
was any reports about the fat black bitch, or the fat man, but there was`nt.
Very strange, I thought. But then suddenly I herd the news reporter guy
mention the name "Jack Peterson" I said "OMG I HAFTA LISTEN!" and the
reporter guy said "YES, HE`S ALL WET, AND HE IS RUNNING AROUND DOWN
MINERVA AVE. ROYAL OAK, MI NAY-KED" so i turned off the TV and ran
outside, and there he was! Jack Peterson! AHH.
Jack Peterson noticed me looking at him and he ran in my house. and then
I said "Oh hell no, i do`nt want any nay-ked ass ugly fags in my house, Go
to Dougs` house, you retard!" Jack Peterson ran in the bathroom, were the
fat man is making poopy. Butch Cassedy and the Sundance Kid shot the fat
man on the toilet, and ran out of my house. Nick left because he had to go
work at his night club, but Jack Peterson was no were to be found
P.S. Jack Peterson went to a rave, and Over Doased on E, Coke, Weed, and
alcoholic beverages and died.
But Jack Peterson eventually comes back to life in the next sequal because
he NEVER DIES HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!
Red Lobster!
Part 1
Hi! My name is Haley, I went to Red Lobster to get soething to eat. I was
there for over an hour, waiting. . . . waiting. . . . waiting. . . . yep, still waiting!
Then after waiting for about 2 hours, i got my enormus amount of food.
I ate less than half and decided "I need a box for my left overs!"
After I drove away from the resturant and was almost home (in my drive
way) i realized "OMG!!!! I FORGOT MY BOX!!" *hands on cheeks, mouth/
jaw dropping*
"MEANWHILE: AN UN-KNOWN MAN NAMED JACK PETERSON JUMPED OFF
OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AND MAGICALY FLEW TO THE OCEAN
WERE RED LOBSTER GETS ALL THERE FOOD. AND NEVER RETERNED BUT
WILL ANOTHER DAY DURING THIS STORY" (*Jack Petterson never dies, by
the way*) *this was all on the radio when haley was rushing back to Red
Lobster to get her box.*
*MEANWHILE* (again) Nick Hampton (Haley`s waitress [lol?]) went back to
the table to get the tip, when he noticed the box "AH! UGH! UHHHHH. . . . .
Oh no, the box! What`s in it?! I have NO idea. . .man. . .what the fuck am I
gonna do?!" (IDEA! *little light bulb over Nick Hamptons head flashed on*)
"I KNOW! I`LL TAKE THIS TO THE FROUNT DESK!"
I rushed finally arrived at my "destination", Red Lobster, and saw Nick
with my box, I ran up to nick and said. . .
"AHH MY BOX! GIMMEEE!!!!!!!"
"NO! You CAN`T have it! I`m taking this up to the FROUNT DESK" *Dun
Dun Dun!*
"w h y?" *I started to get sad*
"Because there could be Explosived in it, or a peice of barbed wire"
"Oh!" *I started to feel releaved* "We`ll, I`ll go too!"
"Ok, Let`s hold hands and SKIP!"
"YAY!"
So Nick and I skipped up the the frount desk.
The Fat manager guy at the frount dest took the box and said "what kinda
shit could be in here?" *he sounded angry* He opend the box and there
were Mcdonald`s Chicken Select strips, and all of the sudden that stupid fat
black lady from the Mcdonald`s Chicken Selects commercial poped out of no
were and said "BACK OF MAH CHICK-ENN!" and then she took the chicken
and ran.
Nick, The fat manager guy and I all looked at eachother and then the fat
manager guy said "Damn, no explosives. . .I was hopping to blow up the
world" *DUN DUN DUN!*
Part 2
Butch Cassedy and the Sundance Kid now have to kill the fat guy. Nick will
help them. While i wish for my box to come back, because i am very sad and
i miss it!
While Nick, Butch Cassedy and the Sundance Kid went out to look for that
fucking fat bastard, I went to look for that fat ass black bitch! I decided to go
to McDonald`s, because thats were they sold the chicken selects, and i just
knew that fat black lady would be there crunchin` and munchin` on her
"chick-en"And sure enough, there she was opening the box and eating every
chicken select strip in sight. So, I snuck up behind her, and of coarse she
did`nt see me because she was very large, and yelled out "NO!" right as she
opend my box, I took it and ran, and left the black lady there crying,
tweeked outta hermind DIEING. . .hmm. . . i knew i herd that line somewere
before, but i just could`nt put my finger on it. OH Well!
Part 3
Then when i got back to my house i opend the door and saw Butch
Cassedy, the Sundance Kid and Nick all huddled together in a closet. I looked
around and did`nt see Doug (Dug) Beynon, I thought he would also be in the
closet with a camera or a cat or something! hmm. . .Oh well, I guess not.
But Anyways, they were all hideing from the fat man.
I asked where he was and Nick said
"He`s making poopy in your potty"
"WHAT THE FUCK, WHY MY BATHROOM?!" *I looked at Nick in disqused and
then walked away.*
I was bored so i decided to turn on the tv to watch the news and see if there
was any reports about the fat black bitch, or the fat man, but there was`nt.
Very strange, I thought. But then suddenly I herd the news reporter guy
mention the name "Jack Peterson" I said "OMG I HAFTA LISTEN!" and the
reporter guy said "YES, HE`S ALL WET, AND HE IS RUNNING AROUND DOWN
MINERVA AVE. ROYAL OAK, MI NAY-KED" so i turned off the TV and ran
outside, and there he was! Jack Peterson! AHH.
Jack Peterson noticed me looking at him and he ran in my house. and then
I said "Oh hell no, i do`nt want any nay-ked ass ugly fags in my house, Go
to Dougs` house, you retard!" Jack Peterson ran in the bathroom, were the
fat man is making poopy. Butch Cassedy and the Sundance Kid shot the fat
man on the toilet, and ran out of my house. Nick left because he had to go
work at his night club, but Jack Peterson was no were to be found
P.S. Jack Peterson went to a rave, and Over Doased on E, Coke, Weed, and
alcoholic beverages and died.
But Jack Peterson eventually comes back to life in the next sequal because
he NEVER DIES HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!