Put this list in the order it happened in your life:
Get married
Buy a house
Get Pregnant
Have baby #1
Have baby #2
Have baby #3
Have baby #4
Graduate college
Graduate high school
Meet significant other
Meet who you hoped was your significant other but wasn't
Move out of parent's house for good
Start college
Become gainfully employed
Buy a car
Get drunk for the first time
Get a cell phone
Get divorced
These things have happened:
Meet who you hoped was your significant other but wasn't (November 2001)
Graduate high school (June 2003)
Get a cell phone (July 2003)
Start college (September 2003)
Get Pregnant (September 2003)
Have baby #1 (June 2004)
Meet significant other (December 2007)
Graduate college (May 2008)
Get married (August 2009)
Move out of parent's house for good (August 2009)
Become gainfully employed (September 2009 - Unless you count Hardee's as gainfully employed... haha)
Get pregnant (December 2009)
Have baby #2 (September 2010)
These things have never happened:
Buy a house (working on this now)
Have baby #3 (probably somewhere around spring/summer 2013)
Have baby #4 (probably won't happen)
Buy a car (next year -- my car was given to me by my dad)
Get drunk for the first time (I have never drank)
Get divorced (will never happen)