Stupid F*ing Speech Piece
Yeah, so I've been home all day... and I still haven't started my stupid speech script and I'm starting to freak out. I just can't get inspired. I thought that if I wrote about how stupid Autie and I are in study hall then even if I wasn't inspired I could still at least just write about stuff that actually happened. I mean, it really would have been more like a series of SNL skits than a speech piece though. But to make it a speech piece Mr. Jewett decided that instead it should be about two girls who are really shy and then everyone tries to get them to come out of their shells and when they finally do they are actually really annoying and it's like "get back in that shell you dingbat". I'm not sure why I just said it that way, but it's the most amused I've been all day, apart from laughing at my dog. But anyways, that's supposed to be the point of it, and it just doesn't inspire me at all. Also, I wonder if Mr. Jewett was drawing from his own experiences, maybe he thinks we would be better off shutting up in a lonely corner, I don't know, and I don't care. BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!