Riddle Me This?!

Mar 06, 2005 21:27

What question can you never answer "yes" to?.............Answer:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------> -Are you Asleep?-

Yea... Im just uh... yea, that was bad... omg i am so tired of school, and that is why ive decided I will be a Scool Techur. When the kids come in I will stack all their desk all helter skelter in the middle of the room with a red light in the middle so it glows from the inside... It'll pulsate and there will be heavy fog that hugs the ground and is up to their waists, and there will be other red lights in random spots so that the fog glows... yea, and then i will turn on a strobe light and play death metal real loud after they come in and I lock the door. Then I will run around them and start military rolling in the fog so that i pop up at random locations. I will then turn on all the lights but have it wired so when they turn on the wierd lights turn off, open the windows to let out the fog, replace all the desks walk out the door and walk in about 5 minutes later to find the kids in absolute terror. I will come in with a smile on my face and ask them how they are doing, introduce myself, and then ask why they look so scared. Talk about absolute control after that... no problems in my class, ill tell you what... I just leave you now with that to contemplate... Dont piss me off...
-Kyle
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