In which he displays his douchiness

Mar 20, 2010 14:32

SMUG FRENCH TUTOR/ LIBERAL ARTS BUDDY: So, do you have you heard of Iron Maiden?
ME: I've heard of them, but I don't listen to their music. It's not my thing.
SMUG FRENCH TUTOR: They're coming to Montreal this summer. I'm so excited!
ME: Oh. That's nice. . . Lady Gaga's coming to Montreal this summer, too.
SMUG FRENCH TUTOR: Ugh, I can't stand her.
ME: Oh, I like her.
SMUG FRENCH TUTOR: She's a talentless whore- she can't even sing!
ME: I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU! (leaves room)
SMUG TUTOR: (being friendly and douchey at the same time) Bye!
ME: BYE. (leaves building)

EXCUSE YOU, FRENCH TUTOR. EXCUSE YOU.

btw, this happened like four days ago. I'm still thinking about this. FUCK.

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