It's not 'just as planned', WHY DO YOU DECEIVE ME?
Yesterday and today were not good days. I can tell you that much. Copied and pasted from my email because I sent this to my friend for lols.
I went to Magog yesterday with my mom and brother. I have been aiming for a Nintendo DS lite (I know, there's a DSi now, but I don't want that. I have a laptop with Internet and a Webcam, I don't need a game console to do that more) because there's a new Kingdom Hearts game I want to play on that and I'm not sure if it'll work on the DSi. Jeremie wanted a XBOX. Not the XBOX 360, but the earlier version.
So, we went to Walmart.
JEREMIE: Uh, excuse me, do you have the XBOX?
HELPFUL COUNTER PERSON: Uh ve 'ave ze XBOX tree-six-tee (Imagine a German/ French accent, here ok?)
JEREMIE: No, I want just the XBOX
HELPFUL COUNTER PERSON: ve 'ave ze XBOX games.
JEREMIE: No, I want the console.
HELPFUL COUNTER PERSON: I am sorry, sir, but ve do not 'ave ze XBOX.
JEREMIE: :(
ME: lololol the DS here is 120$
HOPES: *shot down*
Scene- Zellers
JEREMIE: Uh, do you have the XBOX?
NICE ZELLER LADY: No, but ve 'ave ze XBOX tree- six- tee.
JEREMIE: No, I want just the XBOX.
ME: WTF? The DS here is 144$!
NICE ZELLER LADY: No, sorry sir, but ve do not 'ave ze XBOX
HOPES: *shot down*
Scene- The camera store
THE DISPLAY: *shiny XBOX 360 on display*
ME: I bet that's the only game console they're selling . . .
JEREMIE:Uh, you don't have the XBOX, do you?
NICE SELLER MAN: No, but ve 'ave the XBOX Tree- six- tee,
JEREMIE: Ok, thanks. . .
HOPES: *shot down*
ME: lolololololol you, know, if you would just lend me the money . . . I'll pay you back later!
JEREMIE: *Manly pride kicks in* NO
ME: How about you wait and spring for the 360-?
JEREMIE: NO
Scene- Source city/ Radioshack
JEREMIE: Look. do you have the XBOX?
FAT MAN BEHIND THE COUNTER: No, but ve 'ave ze XBOX tree- six- tee.
JEREMIE: Thanks, but I just want the XBOX
ME: Why does Walmart have the cheapest DS? 144$ Fuck this. Jeremie, just admit, NO ONE CARRIES THE XBOX ANYMORE. GIVE UP!
JEREMIE'S MANLY PRIDE: *won't let him give up*
JEREMIE: Maybe- JUST MAYBE- I'll consider the DS
ME: FUCK YEAH
Scene- Bureau en gros
MOM: Ok, so I'm sure they might have it-
JEREMIE *angsts*
ME: Do they even sell games here?
B.E.G. DISPLAY: *shiny new game consoles, such as the XBOX 360, DS lite and the such*
JEREMIE: FUCK THIS SHIT
ME: PLEASE JEREMIE, JUST SHARE THE GODDAMN DS WITH ME
JEREMIE: NO
MOM: STOP FIGHTING- JEREMIE, GO GET YOUR HAIR CUT BY ATTRACTIVE WOMEN AND MAYBE YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
Scene- outisde the haridresser's, near the dollar store
ME: There's a used game shop across the street. Maybe it's there.
MOM: Hmm. Sure.
SCENE- Used game shop
JEREMIE: *Sees the display od used consoles* *Sees a black box* HOLY FUCK- IT'S AN XBOX!!!!!!!!!
ME: *deafeated*
JEREMIE: HOW MUCH FOR THAT HOT PIECE OF HEAVENLY GAMING ACTION???
NICE LADY: 80$
JEREMIE: I'LL TAKE IT
ME: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! *Puppy face*
Scene- Jeremie's bedroom
JEREMIE: FINALLY
ME: *still defeated*
JEREMIE: *Plugs it in. Puts in new game. Waits as much as any man can wait*
XBOX: FUCK YOU *Doesn't work*
IRONY: LOL
KARMA: *Is a bitch*
ME: OH NOES, POOR YOU. *Secretly laughing*
JEREMIE: *is defeated and sulks all day*
Scene- My room. after work
ME: lalalal I'm gonna write a lovely email to Stella lalalala
LAPTOP: OH NOES, LOW BATTERY
ME: OH NOES, *Plugs it in*\
LAPTOP: OH NOES, BATTERY STILL LOW
ME: SHITSHITSHIT *Continues to plug it in*
LAPTOP: I'MDYING . . . WHY ARENT YOU DOING ANYTHING? DYYYYYYYYYYINNNNNGGGG ERROR . . .ERORR
ME: I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING!
LAPTOP: I'M DEAD
ME: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Scene- next morning
ME: MOM MOM MOM MOM!
MOM: What?
ME: MY LAPTOP DIED AND SO DID THE CHARGER
MOM: Your father will take you to Sherbrooke.
Scene- Kitchen
ME: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAURICE'S BLACK COUSIN?
JEREMIE: Who?
ME: MY LAPTOP! *Punches* THE CHARGER DOESN'T WORK!
JEREMIE: What?
ME: You broke the charger!
JEREMIE: I DIDN'T TOUCH IT
ME: LIAR! YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE!
JEREMIE: FINE, I TOUCHED IT!
ME: I TOLD YOU TO HELP ME BUY THAT DS, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! NOW I'M STUCK BEING BORED ALL FUCKING DAY. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I obviously have too much time on my hands.
I went to Magog yesterday with my mom and brother. I have been aiming for a Nintendo DS lite (I know, there's a DSi now, but I don't want that. I have a laptop with Internet and a Webcam, I don't need a game console to do that more) because there's a new Kingdom Hearts game I want to play on that and I'm not sure if it'll work on the DSi. Jeremie wanted a XBOX. Not the XBOX 360, but the earlier version.
So, we went to Walmart.
JEREMIE: Uh, excuse me, do you have the XBOX?
HELPFUL COUNTER PERSON: Uh ve 'ave ze XBOX tree-six-tee (Imagine a German/ French accent, here ok?)
JEREMIE: No, I want just the XBOX
HELPFUL COUNTER PERSON: ve 'ave ze XBOX games.
JEREMIE: No, I want the console.
HELPFUL COUNTER PERSON: I am sorry, sir, but ve do not 'ave ze XBOX.
JEREMIE: :(
ME: lololol the DS here is 120$
HOPES: *shot down*
Scene- Zellers
JEREMIE: Uh, do you have the XBOX?
NICE ZELLER LADY: No, but ve 'ave ze XBOX tree- six- tee.
JEREMIE: No, I want just the XBOX.
ME: WTF? The DS here is 144$!
NICE ZELLER LADY: No, sorry sir, but ve do not 'ave ze XBOX
HOPES: *shot down*
Scene- The camera store
THE DISPLAY: *shiny XBOX 360 on display*
ME: I bet that's the only game console they're selling . . .
JEREMIE:Uh, you don't have the XBOX, do you?
NICE SELLER MAN: No, but ve 'ave the XBOX Tree- six- tee,
JEREMIE: Ok, thanks. . .
HOPES: *shot down*
ME: lolololololol you, know, if you would just lend me the money . . . I'll pay you back later!
JEREMIE: *Manly pride kicks in* NO
ME: How about you wait and spring for the 360-?
JEREMIE: NO
Scene- Source city/ Radioshack
JEREMIE: Look. do you have the XBOX?
FAT MAN BEHIND THE COUNTER: No, but ve 'ave ze XBOX tree- six- tee.
JEREMIE: Thanks, but I just want the XBOX
ME: Why does Walmart have the cheapest DS? 144$ Fuck this. Jeremie, just admit, NO ONE CARRIES THE XBOX ANYMORE. GIVE UP!
JEREMIE'S MANLY PRIDE: *won't let him give up*
JEREMIE: Maybe- JUST MAYBE- I'll consider the DS
ME: FUCK YEAH
Scene- Bureau en gros
MOM: Ok, so I'm sure they might have it-
JEREMIE *angsts*
ME: Do they even sell games here?
B.E.G. DISPLAY: *shiny new game consoles, such as the XBOX 360, DS lite and the such*
JEREMIE: FUCK THIS SHIT
ME: PLEASE JEREMIE, JUST SHARE THE GODDAMN DS WITH ME
JEREMIE: NO
MOM: STOP FIGHTING- JEREMIE, GO GET YOUR HAIR CUT BY ATTRACTIVE WOMEN AND MAYBE YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
Scene- outisde the haridresser's, near the dollar store
ME: There's a used game shop across the street. Maybe it's there.
MOM: Hmm. Sure.
SCENE- Used game shop
JEREMIE: *Sees the display od used consoles* *Sees a black box* HOLY FUCK- IT'S AN XBOX!!!!!!!!!
ME: *deafeated*
JEREMIE: HOW MUCH FOR THAT HOT PIECE OF HEAVENLY GAMING ACTION???
NICE LADY: 80$
JEREMIE: I'LL TAKE IT
ME: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! *Puppy face*
Scene- Jeremie's bedroom
JEREMIE: FINALLY
ME: *still defeated*
JEREMIE: *Plugs it in. Puts in new game. Waits as much as any man can wait*
XBOX: FUCK YOU *Doesn't work*
IRONY: LOL
KARMA: *Is a bitch*
ME: OH NOES, POOR YOU. *Secretly laughing*
JEREMIE: *is defeated and sulks all day*
Scene- My room. after work
ME: lalalal I'm gonna write a lovely email to Stella lalalala
LAPTOP: OH NOES, LOW BATTERY
ME: OH NOES, *Plugs it in*\
LAPTOP: OH NOES, BATTERY STILL LOW
ME: SHITSHITSHIT *Continues to plug it in*
LAPTOP: I'MDYING . . . WHY ARENT YOU DOING ANYTHING? DYYYYYYYYYYINNNNNGGGG ERROR . . .ERORR
ME: I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING!
LAPTOP: I'M DEAD
ME: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Scene- next morning
ME: MOM MOM MOM MOM!
MOM: What?
ME: MY LAPTOP DIED AND SO DID THE CHARGER
MOM: Your father will take you to Sherbrooke.
Scene- Kitchen
ME: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAURICE'S BLACK COUSIN?
JEREMIE: Who?
ME: MY LAPTOP! *Punches* THE CHARGER DOESN'T WORK!
JEREMIE: What?
ME: You broke the charger!
JEREMIE: I DIDN'T TOUCH IT
ME: LIAR! YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE!
JEREMIE: FINE, I TOUCHED IT!
ME: I TOLD YOU TO HELP ME BUY THAT DS, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! NOW I'M STUCK BEING BORED ALL FUCKING DAY. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I obviously have too much time on my hands.