Day after Thanksgiving
So yea -- Laura thought she could be as cool as me and make a list in her LJ, but everyone knows that is impossible!! lol. Anyways .. going to see a movie tonight up at birkdale, again. I see a lot of movies. Geeze.
I've discovered that there alot of things you can do with the leftovers of Thanksgiving Dinner
(( oh and why do they call it Thanksgiving DINNER when actually more people eat it around LUNCH TIME??))
10 Things you can do with your Thanksgiving Dinner Leftovers:
>> Call all your friends and tell them to bring some leftovers, separate into teams, and have a giant food fight.
>> Stick broccoli and celery sticks in potting soil and display as rare and exotic bonsai.
>> Liquefy leftovers according to colors. Sell as organic finger paints. Mix whatever doesn't sell and repackage as vitamin-rich energy juice.
>> Whittle turkey ribs into reusable toothpicks.
>> Glue olives, celery sticks, etc. to create clever and whimsical figurines. Sell at local craft fairs as Christmas presents.
>> Secretly freeze selected leftovers. When needed defrost and mix in a little water. Make gagging, hurling noises then display as evidence to your parents that you are too sick to go to school today. Won't work if your name is Ferris or Bueller.
>> Go for long walk in forest with brother or sister. Drop little bits of leftovers as you go. When the witch in candy house tries to cook you, follow your trail back home.
>> Place into cylindrical containers and sell to the Army as biological weapons.
>>Stitch turkey skins together, stuff with sweet potatoes, sell as organically created hackysacks.
>> Of course, you could just eat them, but that's sooo boring. OH and if you do attempt these things at home, and your parents catch you, you have never heard of me or this Live journal
HAVE FUN KIDS!!
-until next time
iloveyouall.
xx megan