Untitled Fic
Untitled Fic
Author: Sum3r
Pairing: OT5: HoMin, JunMin, ChunMin, and a large emphasis on JaeMin (b/c I just luv that couple)
Rating: Prologue=PG-13 (Language Only), Later chapters will have higher ratings
Genre: Romance, Comedy, Angst
Warnings: None in the prologue, but later on, of course.
Disclaimer: Plot is entirely mine, DBSK and other real-life characters (there will be a lot) aren’t.
Summary: Changmin realizes that it was important to have his body guards on that day. Prologue only.
[A/N]: This is just a preview of my next fanfiction I am planning to write after Because of You. Since my HUGE exam is being pushed up this Sunday, I won’t be able to update Because of You until Monday/Tuesday. After writing Fluffy/Angst (Simply), Rough/Dark Love (BOY), I am now trying out for comedy *coughTRYcough* ^^ Let me know what you guys think, throw some ideas that you have, tell me what you want, etc. ^___^ <3
*Halmoni = Grandmother
Prologue
It was exactly 3:30 in the afternoon when it happened. Shim Changmin was walking home, like any other day, once again successfully escaping his horde of stuffy bodyguards. He didn’t realize that it would have better for him if he had at least one body guard to protect him, but he would realize it soon.
And it was in the form of a large gray van pulling up behind him.
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Changmin sighed as he trudged along the broken sidewalk of his school. It had been another boring, long day at school. Another day of being bullied as the smartest kid in class, another day of trying hard not to correct his teachers at some point in class, another day of sitting alone in the lunch table surrounded by his family-his body guards.
Another sigh escaped the 17 year old boy’s lips. His parents were coming home after a whole year of vacationing. Minnie-ah! Guess What? Your dad and I have finally decided to come back next month! Aren’t you excited? I know you missed us, baby, and we can’t wait to finally see you! Has my little Minnie-ah grown since the last time I saw him? Awww, remember when you were only nine? You were so cute back them, walking around, yelling Appa! Umma! You cutie-Changmin had promptly hung the phone then. He knew he should be excited and all, since it’s been almost a year since he last saw them, but frankly? It was better if they weren’t here. At least then his parents wouldn’t be interested in setting up dates with other soon-to-be-millionaires (Heiresses in their case), and pretend they cared about his school life.
Chagmin sighed again, exasperation pouring out his body. Not even home, and his mom was already planning on setting up dates! As Changmin continued walking, losing himself on his thoughts on how to escape annoying heiresses (1-tell them their ugly. 2-say that the double eyelid surgery didn’t go well. 3-pretend he was dying of eye reduction Hey, it happened in Stairway to Heaven, it’s believable right?), he barely noticed a large gray van approaching him from behind with no license plates.
Thus, when Changmin was blindfolded, gagged, handcuffed, and pushed into an extremely tight bag and then roughly mauled into the backseat of a van, his first thought was that it wasn’t a good idea to ditch his body guards today. His second thought was that hopefully the kidnapping would wrap up quickly, leaving him home in time for dinner.
But when waking up several hours later, still gagged, still handcuffed, still blindfolded, but this time, tied up to a chair, he sighed. This was his 14th kidnapping since the age of 12. And this time, he knew he wouldn’t make it in time for dinner.
But hey, at least dad’s home this time. Maybe he can quickly turn give in the money and I can go home with only a few bruises and some wrist marks. Thinking about all the previous kidnappings, Changmin mentally shook his head. His wide range of kidnappers, starting from political power-hungry men to hobos living on the street, trying to make some money by kidnapping innocent school children, left him a variety of situations to think about. Either I get hit a bunch of times by some jackass, called a bunch of names and left sitting on this chair until the money comes, or I don’t see the light of the next day.
Changmin stilled for a minute. His kidnapping weren’t that extreme in which they would lead to his eventual death, but who knew about this one? Shit, I really should have listened to Halmoni* and kept a body guard with me at all times. Oh God, Halmoni, I’m sorry, I really am. Is this about the time when I stole the money underneath your pillow? I was only 9 Halmoni, and I really wanted it to buy the new ice cream flavor from the ice-cream shop. Or was it when I burrowed your fake teeth in the dirt? I was just playing around, I really didn’t-
But when the blindfold came off, Changmin realized he was screwed. Really, indefinitely, totally screwed. Because when it came off, Changmin blinked a few times, letting his eyes get adjusted to the dim light, and then immediately widened them at what he saw
Four pairs of beautiful dark eyes were staring back at him. Different eyes, eyes with black pupils, and careful concealment looked into his own, as their faces, beautiful and chiseled to perfection, remained expressionless and cold.
But when they slowly smiled, two of them smirking, the other two tilting their heads back as though amused, Changmin got the hint that he was in deep shit. Because it wasn’t their incredible smiles that made him swallow nervously, his eyes betraying his fear.
It was their sharp, pointy teeth, protruding out of their lower lips that got his attention. Oh Shit. I'm fucking screwed.
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And here it is ^^ my so-called-sad-attempt at comedy. Came out more like !crack, but that’s okay. I’ll polish it up after I finish BOY ^__^ and actually, it was eye cancer in Stairway to Heaven, but I thought eye reduction would be funnier, which it’s not, but that’s A-okay! XDD I actually got this idea from walking home to school. Don’t even ask me how, I wouldn’t want to corrupt the already-innocent minds of the readers, it was completely random. XD comment/criticisms/protests against me to stop writing comedy XDDD is of course, luved ^O^