Aug 10, 2005 15:00
So we went to Mad Dawg's last night. the whole night was one big adventure......
first off, somehow it got decided that my 'beast' would be the vehicle of choice for the evening. (way to go derek) and then we had to go to providence to pick up jen before we headed to the mass pike. so we didn't end up leaving RI til about 9:15ish. i'm flying down 146 at about 90, and decide to stop at the last gas station before the pike to fill up. and it's a damn good thing i did, cause as i pull into the station, there's two worcester cops posting radar from the gas station (thank you god.) got through the pike without hassle. got on 84 and i almost got destroyed by some Osama looking douchebag who tried to merge into me. no, not into the same lane as me, not in front of, or behind me, RIGHT FUCKING INTO ME!! it's a damn good thing 84 has a car pool lane, or we would've been fucked.so i lay on the horn as i pass this (racial expletive here) and he's just driving, sipping his coffee without a care in the world!!! i mean, i know it's dark out, but my car isn't exactly invisible, and even if you can't see it, you sure as fuck can hear it!!!
made it the rest of the way to Hartford without incident, thankfully. and commenced drinking. the bartender wanted to take Jen home with her, and i was more than ok with that, but jen shot her down. the girl offered pictures too!! but whatever. drank like fish for the little time we had there, and had a general good time.
so we leave the bar at about 2am. and it's only a 15 minute drive to josh's sister's condo from here, and we made it there at about...... oh....... 3:30ish. yea, josh got us a little lost, and didn't know where the fuck he was going. so i pretty much drove off any semblence of a buzz i had acquired in the bar.
finally make it back to the condo, jen's gin and tonics set in, and she goes into full throttle bitch mode, and stole my blanket to boot!! we get in there, get all ready to crash, and the cat decides it's gonna play and run around like a retard. if i wasn't so pissed off from driving aimlessly around Hartford for an hour and a half, i wouldn't have cared. plus, i hate cats to begin with, so i really wanted to punt this pussy. derek ended up locking it in the bathroom, and that was that.
woke up at about 9, convinced jen to call out of work, went back to sleep, and drove home. question. when the fuck did cars sold in RI not come standard with directionals?!?! i had some serious road rage issues today with people stopping in front of me and turning, without giving me any warning. that's not a smart thing to do when i'm driving a car that isn't worth shit, cause i won't hesitate to fuck it up just to piss someone off. seriously, it's a small flick of the wrist to let the person behind you know you're about to turn, have a little fucking consideration!!!! i think i'm done ranting now, people just irk me. and stupid people are everywhere, and i can't handle that. (go figure, seeing as i work in customer service)
line of the night:
"My big black boyfriend ain't ghetto, he loves Jesus!!"
"Yeah, so did 2Pac..."