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Well, I've got jack shit to write about, but I thought I'd keep you guys posted anyway.
So...I turn 28 today. Woot. I've got four days to find somewhere to live. Fuckin' woot. And I've just got back from a short hitch-hiking holiday. That absolutely fucking rocked!!
Twenty fucking eight! That wasn't supposed to happen. Bugger!
EDIT:
In the ljconfessional community, someone posted their sex confessions. In a moment of suicidal stupidity I posted my own. For those who can't be arsed to click over there, I'm cross-posting them here for your edification. (Yeah, right!)
Here you are then.
Sulphur's Sex Confessions
Current mood: Yuck!
Current music: Laurie Anderson: "The Ugly One With The Jewels"
So...I turn 28 today. Woot. I've got four days to find somewhere to live. Fuckin' woot. And I've just got back from a short hitch-hiking holiday. That absolutely fucking rocked!!
Twenty fucking eight! That wasn't supposed to happen. Bugger!
EDIT:
In the ljconfessional community, someone posted their sex confessions. In a moment of suicidal stupidity I posted my own. For those who can't be arsed to click over there, I'm cross-posting them here for your edification. (Yeah, right!)
Here you are then.
Sulphur's Sex Confessions
- When the neighbours are at it, I listen. I'll go as far as pressing my ear to the wall sometimes. If I had a stethoscope, I'd use it. It goes without saying (tho' I'm saying it anyway) that the sounds are used as soundtracks for masturbatory fantasies.
- I refuse to believe I'm anything other than useless in bed. My last girlfriend always said I was excellent, but I'd just think, yeah, well, of course you're going to say that, aren't you?
- In my last relationship, towards the end, I'd reject my girlfriend's advances, wait for her to go to sleep, then masturbate.
- I masturbate on average once a day. I can't remember the last time I used my hand though.
- I have had sexual intercourse twice, both times with my last girlfriend. It hurt like hell. The cause of the pain has been surgically dealt with, and now I await my next sexual encounter with dread. Either I'll still hate it, or I'll really really like it. Both possibilities terrify me. I was 25 then, I'm 28 now.
- I intend to try fucking a girl anally, but first I intend to try dying of old age.
- I love doing stuff to pleasure a girl, but I can't relax enough to let her do stuff to pleasure me. It scares the crap out of me.
- Sexual activity makes me feel stupid and out of place, and I get horribly depressed afterwards.
- I'm getting fucking obsessed with sex, and I can't give vent to this obsession for the reasons outlined above (masturbating just doesn't cut it any more). I'm scared I'm going to turn into some kind of fucking sick cunt.
Current mood: Yuck!
Current music: Laurie Anderson: "The Ugly One With The Jewels"