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J;
Many Thanks for Preceeding Letter, as it was Very Inspirational and Generally Helpful, etc, etc. I Shall Not be Writing Much more as I have been Captured by Bastards Not Of Your Sort. By which I am meaning the French.
They are Withholding Rum and Other Fun Things until we Speak What We Know, which of course is Nothing and I alone Speak Any French At Alle. Luckily Some of Each Side Speaks English and Doubtless Also Read it So BUGGER YEW BASTARDS Aye Want A Drink!
On Being Captured, I Have Nothing to say on the Subject. Sea Turtles and Rum Burners both seem absent in This Case, which should Not Surprise Anyone. Aye Am mostly Unharmed, Shall Write if Status Changes to Allow.
Write if you Like though I Advise Against It, As Even we Ought Admit Caution as Valorous On Occasion. Please Give Much Affection to the Missus, Should This Reach You, and Desert, Leave, Abandon your Bloody Navy, Just
Be Bloody Careful,
JS
J;
Many Thanks for Preceeding Letter, as it was Very Inspirational and Generally Helpful, etc, etc. I Shall Not be Writing Much more as I have been Captured by Bastards Not Of Your Sort. By which I am meaning the French.
They are Withholding Rum and Other Fun Things until we Speak What We Know, which of course is Nothing and I alone Speak Any French At Alle. Luckily Some of Each Side Speaks English and Doubtless Also Read it So BUGGER YEW BASTARDS Aye Want A Drink!
On Being Captured, I Have Nothing to say on the Subject. Sea Turtles and Rum Burners both seem absent in This Case, which should Not Surprise Anyone. Aye Am mostly Unharmed, Shall Write if Status Changes to Allow.
Write if you Like though I Advise Against It, As Even we Ought Admit Caution as Valorous On Occasion. Please Give Much Affection to the Missus, Should This Reach You, and Desert, Leave, Abandon your Bloody Navy, Just
Be Bloody Careful,
JS