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[sullenyouth]

oh man tonight was so great. I had to congratulate myself when I walked into a place and realized I had the same haircut as two hundred and forty other douchebags. Seriously, guys, that was so edifying. Equally edifying, and certainly more culturally sensitive, is the fact that I seem to be eating enough for every child who ever had to go without. It's okay, kids, I'm picking up your slack.
Additionally, the same hojob who assaulted my bff + bf a few nights ago was there again tonight. Sensing danger, Sergio + I remained immobile until the skankasaurus had passed.

I have to cut yall off because it's time to feed again.