Why am I updating?
I suppose because I have nothing better to do. Right? Right. It's 1:34 am but feels like it's a lot later for some reason. I'm in the middle of trying to redecorate my room, but I left it unfinished (posters off the wall and on the floor, piles of paper and books here and there). Feel vaguely nauseous. Wondering if it's the stomach bug my mom and brother have.
Um. Stuff. Antsy. My leg is bouncing again and won't stop.
Danny Elfman has the most awesome voice ever. I want to marry him. My brother David had a dream that I did. It's not going to come true or anything obviously because A)he's married already B)he's living in CA and has never met me and C)apparently all my friends have warned him about how crazy I am. Don't worry if you don't understand that last part. None of my friends actually know Danny.
Ashton Kutcher is stalking Maria. Also, Jack Sparrow is hiding under her bed. It's not fair. Why does she get all the attention? I'll have to talk to my subconcious about that next time I see him.
Evil is awesome. Emo is evil. Does that mean that Emo is awesome? I hate Emo. It's not fair. There is obviously a flaw in that logic.
I think I live in my head b/c I almost never write about things that actually happen to me. Like I slept over at Jamie's house last night and she beat me at a bunch of card games and we watched a funny movie with Eddie Izzard and Matt LeBlanc in drag. I've said it before, and I'm sure I'll say it again sometime, but some guys are just not meant to wear makeup. Jamie also posted my brother's Incident Report form about when he called this groundhog by his teacher's first name and she took offense... it was sad b/c he apparently didn't even know it was her name and now she's mad at him... but anyway the incident report was hilarious. From now on all groundhogs are named Phyllis.
Stephen King does not have an email address because he sucks. We wanted to ask him about kleffa carrots. Now we'll never know what the hell he was thinking of when he invented them. Probably he was using a bunch of drugs at the time. Well done.
Seri is coming back from Amsterdam soon!!!!! Am happy! :o)
Soon, there will be a convergence! The demonlets will meet at Arli's house and all will be right in the world again. Hope I'm not expected to do anything over the fourth of July weekend b/c I won't be home to do it. So there.
Am mature.
Also, am tired. Am not sleepy, but only tired. Also, am out of Ambien. Therefore, am screwed.
Also appear to have lost important pronoun in the first person singular, active voice. Please write immediately if you have information as to its whereabouts.
Breakfast of Champions is a really interesting book. Not sure if Kurt Vonnegut deserves my endorsement, but am willing to offer at least generally favorable opinion of the book. Quick read. Pretty amusing. Thought provoking. Also odd. On those grounds, I recommend it.
Right. Will try to sleep now. Also will keep looking for that pronoun. Am sure it will turn up eventually.
Um. Stuff. Antsy. My leg is bouncing again and won't stop.
Danny Elfman has the most awesome voice ever. I want to marry him. My brother David had a dream that I did. It's not going to come true or anything obviously because A)he's married already B)he's living in CA and has never met me and C)apparently all my friends have warned him about how crazy I am. Don't worry if you don't understand that last part. None of my friends actually know Danny.
Ashton Kutcher is stalking Maria. Also, Jack Sparrow is hiding under her bed. It's not fair. Why does she get all the attention? I'll have to talk to my subconcious about that next time I see him.
Evil is awesome. Emo is evil. Does that mean that Emo is awesome? I hate Emo. It's not fair. There is obviously a flaw in that logic.
I think I live in my head b/c I almost never write about things that actually happen to me. Like I slept over at Jamie's house last night and she beat me at a bunch of card games and we watched a funny movie with Eddie Izzard and Matt LeBlanc in drag. I've said it before, and I'm sure I'll say it again sometime, but some guys are just not meant to wear makeup. Jamie also posted my brother's Incident Report form about when he called this groundhog by his teacher's first name and she took offense... it was sad b/c he apparently didn't even know it was her name and now she's mad at him... but anyway the incident report was hilarious. From now on all groundhogs are named Phyllis.
Stephen King does not have an email address because he sucks. We wanted to ask him about kleffa carrots. Now we'll never know what the hell he was thinking of when he invented them. Probably he was using a bunch of drugs at the time. Well done.
Seri is coming back from Amsterdam soon!!!!! Am happy! :o)
Soon, there will be a convergence! The demonlets will meet at Arli's house and all will be right in the world again. Hope I'm not expected to do anything over the fourth of July weekend b/c I won't be home to do it. So there.
Am mature.
Also, am tired. Am not sleepy, but only tired. Also, am out of Ambien. Therefore, am screwed.
Also appear to have lost important pronoun in the first person singular, active voice. Please write immediately if you have information as to its whereabouts.
Breakfast of Champions is a really interesting book. Not sure if Kurt Vonnegut deserves my endorsement, but am willing to offer at least generally favorable opinion of the book. Quick read. Pretty amusing. Thought provoking. Also odd. On those grounds, I recommend it.
Right. Will try to sleep now. Also will keep looking for that pronoun. Am sure it will turn up eventually.